Definitions by Harrison Bergeron

Ass Backdraft 

The unfortunate event that occurs while taking a dump, & upon impact the dookie jettisons a drop of toilet water up one's poop shoot.

I was having a great shit until I got terrible ass backdraft. They need to put less water in the toilets, or make them taller. shit.

Ass Backdraft by Harrison Bergeron July 17, 2006

PDGay 

An outward display of homosexual affection in the public eye.

"Dude, I'm not a homophobe, but I still think PDGay is wicked gross."
"Unless they're hott lesbians, right?"
"Of course. I'm not gay."

PDGay by Harrison Bergeron June 28, 2006

vaguyna.

A penis. A play on words, mimicking the term "vagina".

That girl is a huge slut, she loves to rock the vaguyna.

vaguyna. by Harrison Bergeron June 28, 2006

crotch heat

When beginning foreplay with certain women, the blood rush to the genitals creates a radiating warmth that can be felt through clothes. Also known as ass fever(pronounced "ass fee-vah"), this sensation is a good indicator that the eager participant wants your vaguyna.

Damn, that skeezbag gets hella crotch heat, I could fry an egg on her ass!

crotch heat by Harrison Bergeron September 7, 2005

vaguyna 

(vuh-guy-nuh)

The male member, or penis.

I have a weird rash on my vaguyna, thank God for Penicillin!

vaguyna by Harrison Bergeron September 7, 2005

Ass Fever 

1. Condiction following arousal in a female in which the ba-donka-donk becomes exceedingly warm.

syn. crotch heat

I gotta meat themometer fo' yo ass fever, biotch!

Ass Fever by Harrison Bergeron September 7, 2005

twaunge

the unique feeling that arises when a person sticks his/her finger(s) in a condiment. The emotion associated with [betwaunglement or betwaungled.

I feel so twaunge, cause my hand was raped by honey mustard.

twaunge by Harrison Bergeron April 17, 2005