10 definitions by Harrison Bergeron

PDGay

An outward display of homosexual affection in the public eye.

"Dude, I'm not a homophobe, but I still think PDGay is wicked gross."
"Unless they're hott lesbians, right?"
"Of course. I'm not gay."

by Harrison Bergeron June 28, 2006

Ass Fever

1. Condiction following arousal in a female in which the ba-donka-donk becomes exceedingly warm.

syn. crotch heat

I gotta meat themometer fo' yo ass fever, biotch!

by Harrison Bergeron August 19, 2005

jyimmerish

When someone acts in a highly obnoxious manner while high.

Jared was freak'n jyimmerish last night. He was slurring Napolean Dynamite quotes for hours.

by Harrison Bergeron April 17, 2005

crotch heat

When beginning foreplay with certain women, the blood rush to the genitals creates a radiating warmth that can be felt through clothes. Also known as ass fever(pronounced "ass fee-vah"), this sensation is a good indicator that the eager participant wants your vaguyna.

Damn, that skeezbag gets hella crotch heat, I could fry an egg on her ass!

by Harrison Bergeron August 19, 2005

twaunge

the unique feeling that arises when a person sticks his/her finger(s) in a condiment. The emotion associated with betwaunglement or betwaungled.

I feel so twaunge, cause my hand was raped by honey mustard.

by Harrison Bergeron April 17, 2005

vaguyna

(vuh-guy-nuh)

The male member, or penis.

I have a weird rash on my vaguyna, thank God for Penicillin!

by Harrison Bergeron August 19, 2005

vaguyna.

A penis. A play on words, mimicking the term "vagina".

That girl is a huge slut, she loves to rock the vaguyna.

by Harrison Bergeron June 28, 2006