Harrison Bergeron's definitions

PDGay

An outward display of homosexual affection in the public eye.

"Dude, I'm not a homophobe, but I still think PDGay is wicked gross."
"Unless they're hott lesbians, right?"
"Of course. I'm not gay."

by Harrison Bergeron June 28, 2006

vaguyna.

A penis. A play on words, mimicking the term "vagina".

That girl is a huge slut, she loves to rock the vaguyna.

by Harrison Bergeron June 28, 2006

Ass Backdraft

The unfortunate event that occurs while taking a dump, & upon impact the dookie jettisons a drop of toilet water up one's poop shoot.

I was having a great shit until I got terrible ass backdraft. They need to put less water in the toilets, or make them taller. shit.

by Harrison Bergeron July 17, 2006

crotch heat

When beginning foreplay with certain women, the blood rush to the genitals creates a radiating warmth that can be felt through clothes. Also known as ass fever(pronounced "ass fee-vah"), this sensation is a good indicator that the eager participant wants your vaguyna.

Damn, that skeezbag gets hella crotch heat, I could fry an egg on her ass!

by Harrison Bergeron September 7, 2005

vaguyna

(vuh-guy-nuh)

The male member, or penis.

I have a weird rash on my vaguyna, thank God for Penicillin!

by Harrison Bergeron September 7, 2005

Ass Fever

1. Condiction following arousal in a female in which the ba-donka-donk becomes exceedingly warm.

syn. crotch heat

I gotta meat themometer fo' yo ass fever, biotch!

by Harrison Bergeron September 7, 2005

twaunge

the unique feeling that arises when a person sticks his/her finger(s) in a condiment. The emotion associated with betwaunglement or betwaungled.

I feel so twaunge, cause my hand was raped by honey mustard.

by Harrison Bergeron April 17, 2005