Definitions by Happycookie

noped the fuck out 

Leaving when you don't even want to TRY to handle the situation.

I was walking along at night, when I noticed someone down the street who seemed to be dancing, like waltzing. As I watched, he danced closer, and closer, and closer. I looked away for a second or two to see if anyone else was around, and when I looked back, he had crossed the street to my side, and then crouched down. And then he stopped. I noticed that he had this terrifying cartoon smile on his face. I passed him, being vigilant. He continued to dance away from me in the other direction. He got fairly far away and I started to feel better.

And then I heard the dancing stop, and someone running toward me from his direction. I noped the fuck out, and ran like hell.

noped the fuck out by happycookie August 21, 2013

publicity cunt

A person who is famous only for the sake of being famous.

Often gains initial fame for one of the following reasons:
1. Appearance on reality television shows.
2. Appearance in a sex tape/sex video.
3. Association with famous people.
4. Extreme stupidity.
5. Extremely unusual circumstances in their life.

Maintains fame through the repeated use of publicity stunts or because of media obsession, rather than because of talent.

Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian are publicity cunts.

Paris Hilton became famous for being in a reality television show and putting out a sex tape. Then Kim Kardashian became famous for being a friend of Paris Hilton and putting out a sex tape.

publicity cunt by happycookie December 28, 2011

futile 

Pointless and hopeless.

I ran as fast as I could, but it was futile. The bus was too far away and the driver turned and drove off.

futile by happycookie August 4, 2011

chip dust 

The oily/dusty stuff left on your fingers after you eat chips. Most often left by cheese puffs, but also left in lesser quantities when eating various flavored potato chips like sour cream and onion or barbecue.

Cheeto dust is the most well-known form of chip dust.

chip dust by happycookie May 28, 2011

gate rapist 

TSA agent who fondles your genitals

It was terrible. I didn't want them to take naked pictures of me, so I got groped by the gate rapist.

gate rapist by happycookie December 2, 2010

play it by ear 

Letting you down politely, when you ask someone to do something and they want to do something, just not with you, they will say they're going to "play it by ear".

"What do you want to do tonight?"

"I don't know; I think I'll just play it by ear."

play it by ear by happycookie August 16, 2009