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freshly squeezed

A term used to describe the tasty outcome of a dude stroking, wanking, or squeezing out a fresh load of spooge.
1) I just bought a cookbook called Natural Harvest full of recipes with freshly squeezed...semen. One of my favorite recipes is Cream Cum Cakes. Yummm... I'm inviting all of my male friends over to start stroking and cooking.

2) Can you imagine a cooking show based on recipes with dude spooge as the main ingredient. It could even be called Freshly Squeezed.

3) On the night this guy Josh joined his fraternity the guys had whipped up something special for him. They all stroked out load after load of spooge for him to drink from a glass. He had some swallowing to do because his fraternity is big...in more ways than one. Because he was still soooo thirsty some of his hose happy frat buddys let him suck on their sausages for even more of their freshly squeezed juice. Being a pledge has always been tasty business in that fraternity.

4) I've always been a milk drinker but my favorite brand of milk comes from the bulls not the babes. If I could buy freshly squeezed Nut Cream from the grocery store I would be in homolicious heaven. I could only imagine the kind of label that would be used by the producers of Nut Cream. I could even imagine being one of the hard workers who have to milk the bulls every week. Talk about fantasies of drinking on the job.
by Happy Wolf November 21, 2011
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dickmonger

A person who is most appreciative of all things involving the sight, smell, feel, and outward taste of a man's dick. They take pleasuring this part of a man's body to a higher level. In other words, they are a dick loving, ball-breathing, spooge guzzling goo-gobbler.
After the game, the dudes in our locker room turn into total dickmongers.
by Happy Wolf December 6, 2006
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Homo Mojo

1) A purely positive reference to the many skills and abilities of a homosexually-inclined man or woman. In the extreme (stereotypical) sense of this expression, these two words may refer to the charms of Gay men (as decorators, artists, chefs, trend setters, and masters of taste) or Lesbians (excelling in sports or mechanical abilities).

2) For someone attracted to the same-sex, this expression refers to their almost magical ability to get another man or woman in the sack.

3) The intuitive ability of one Gay person to sense the presence of another Gay person through Gaydar.
Example 1: The show Queer Eye For The Straight Guy is all about the Fab 5's homo mojo. Like the song at the beginning of the show says, "all things just keep getting better" with the crew of Queer Eye.

Example 2: Brad really does know just how to keep those home fires burning with his husband John...even in the bedroom...after 15 years!..Can you believe it?!? I need a little of their homo mojo to set my own sheet on fire with Paul.

Example 3: In a crowded room of people, Pete has a real knack for picking out most of the fellas who happen to be sausage hounds. I wish I had that much homo mojo in my back pocket.
by Happy Wolf December 29, 2006
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tingle in my tool

For men, a term used to describe being aroused by another man or woman to the point of getting a partial or full erection.
That guy, from next door, working on my car always manages to put a serious a tingle in my tool. I'd be happy to show him how to use another kind of tool.
by Happy Wolf December 21, 2006
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tube steak and white gravy

When one guy gets sucked off by someone else and their partner gets to lap up all the spooge that is dripping off of their guy's home-grown sausage and meat balls.
When I come back from a sweaty day of work me and my man always know what to give each other for an after dinner dessert...tube steak and white gravy. We like to take the time to work each other over for seconds and thirds.
by Happy Wolf August 22, 2008
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knob bobbin'

A man or woman who makes a hobby out of sucking a man's dick.
Dude, Jeff always goes out every Friday night to suck-off as many guys as he can find in the back of that new club called "The Raw Sausage." I think it's time for all of us to go out and get unzipped. We have enough "raw sausage" between us to keep him knob bobbin' for hours. We'll send him home with a belly fully of our sause.
by Happy Wolf June 22, 2007
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docking

The delicious act of two men rubbing the heads of their dicks together, with one of the men's foreskin being stretched over the head of his partner's dick. Add a little leakage (precum) from one (or both of their dicks), mutual excitement, rubbing, grinding, heavy breathing and the result is a mind-blowing orgasm for both men.
Alone in their personal sauna at home, Josh and Wayne glued their dicks together with a little skin and spooge and made love to each other's cock all night long...ahhh the joys of docking.
by Happy Wolf November 10, 2008
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