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When a man only seems to be thinking about one thing...dick. Looking at dick, stroking a dick, smelling dick, and sucking dick.
Josh and Wayne are two of John's co-workers at the office. After seeing John whistling on his way out of the office at lunch, his two co-workers have a discrete chat.
Josh: "I know why John stays in such a GOOD mood in the afternoon."
Wayne: "Yeah, why does he have that extra spring in his step?"
Josh: "A friend told me that he likes to meet his partner, Mick, at home for lunch." He leans over and whispers "Before heading back to work they both have a huge helping of tube steak and gravy for dessert."
Wayne: "That helps explain the breath mints that he likes to keep in his pocket. Those hi-protein desserts really do linger on your breath."
Josh: "That may also explain why I keep catching him looking at his watch and my crotch as it gets closer to lunch."
Wayne: "It must be the pants. Those denims hug you in all the right places. After looking at your package all morning, John must be going home to make Mick sooo very happy."
Josh: "Yeah, hose happy! I can see a growing bulge down there in your wranglers partner. Might you be feeling a little hose happy?"
Wayne: "Maybe."
Josh: "I think it's time for OUR lunch break!"
Josh: "I know why John stays in such a GOOD mood in the afternoon."
Wayne: "Yeah, why does he have that extra spring in his step?"
Josh: "A friend told me that he likes to meet his partner, Mick, at home for lunch." He leans over and whispers "Before heading back to work they both have a huge helping of tube steak and gravy for dessert."
Wayne: "That helps explain the breath mints that he likes to keep in his pocket. Those hi-protein desserts really do linger on your breath."
Josh: "That may also explain why I keep catching him looking at his watch and my crotch as it gets closer to lunch."
Wayne: "It must be the pants. Those denims hug you in all the right places. After looking at your package all morning, John must be going home to make Mick sooo very happy."
Josh: "Yeah, hose happy! I can see a growing bulge down there in your wranglers partner. Might you be feeling a little hose happy?"
Wayne: "Maybe."
Josh: "I think it's time for OUR lunch break!"
by Happy Wolf July 12, 2010
Get the hose happy mug.In reference to Fruit of the Loooms underwear, when a person is sooo turned on by another man or woman that it gets their sexual juices flowing.
Dude, whenever I see that hot guy in our locker room before he shaves all the scruff off of his "to-die-for" rugged face, I get all juicy in the looms.
by Happy Wolf December 21, 2006
Get the juicy in the looms mug.For men, a term used to describe being aroused by another man or woman to the point of getting a partial or full erection.
That guy, from next door, working on my car always manages to put a serious a tingle in my tool. I'd be happy to show him how to use another kind of tool.
by Happy Wolf December 21, 2006
Get the tingle in my tool mug.1) A purely positive reference to the many skills and abilities of a homosexually-inclined man or woman. In the extreme (stereotypical) sense of this expression, these two words may refer to the charms of Gay men (as decorators, artists, chefs, trend setters, and masters of taste) or Lesbians (excelling in sports or mechanical abilities).
2) For someone attracted to the same-sex, this expression refers to their almost magical ability to get another man or woman in the sack.
3) The intuitive ability of one Gay person to sense the presence of another Gay person through Gaydar.
2) For someone attracted to the same-sex, this expression refers to their almost magical ability to get another man or woman in the sack.
3) The intuitive ability of one Gay person to sense the presence of another Gay person through Gaydar.
Example 1: The show Queer Eye For The Straight Guy is all about the Fab 5's homo mojo. Like the song at the beginning of the show says, "all things just keep getting better" with the crew of Queer Eye.
Example 2: Brad really does know just how to keep those home fires burning with his husband John...even in the bedroom...after 15 years!..Can you believe it?!? I need a little of their homo mojo to set my own sheet on fire with Paul.
Example 3: In a crowded room of people, Pete has a real knack for picking out most of the fellas who happen to be sausage hounds. I wish I had that much homo mojo in my back pocket.
Example 2: Brad really does know just how to keep those home fires burning with his husband John...even in the bedroom...after 15 years!..Can you believe it?!? I need a little of their homo mojo to set my own sheet on fire with Paul.
Example 3: In a crowded room of people, Pete has a real knack for picking out most of the fellas who happen to be sausage hounds. I wish I had that much homo mojo in my back pocket.
by Happy Wolf December 29, 2006
Get the Homo Mojo mug.In a male couple, the guy who is lucky enough to wake up first and gives his sleepy partner a rise-and-shine blow job, as a wake up call.
In Wayne and Rusty's home, weekend mornings usually start off with a bang for Wayne because Rusty rolls over first thing to give his man a jaw-dropping blow job. After all is said and "swallowed," Rusty usually gives Wayne a sly grin and whispers to him, "early bird gets the worm." Being the first to rise-and-shine does have its tasty advantages.
by Happy Wolf January 17, 2007
Get the Early Bird Gets The Worm mug.To painfully demonstrate that you know nothing about homosexuals, with thoughtless comments and actions. This term especially applies to people who make homophobic remarks in the presence of a Gay person. Such remarks are often made with the assumption that no homosexuals are actually present to witness their painful lack of social graces. In the real world, it pays to know something about homosexuals. Ignorance can be expensive.
Example #1: Saying to Bob (your Gay neighbor), "Hey, thanks for returning my mail again. Our new mail carrier keeps putting my mail in your box. What a stupid fag!"
Example #2: Saying to Joe (your Gay boss who is thinking about giving you a promotion), "You know, I hate to sound like a gossip but Jack, our new sales rep, is such a homo. I think he's been checking you out. Talk about Jack Nasty. Just wanted you to know...I already warned the rest of the guys in our department to watch out in the men's room for our new little crotch hawk."
Example #3: Saying to your hair stylist (the proud mother of a Lesbian daughter) "Can you believe those two woman on TV want to get married? It's like they want special rights or something. Talk about the wrong family values!!!"
Example #4: Making homophobic jokes in front of your (Gay) waiter with your bros after a game.
Example #5: Commenting to a (Gay) toll collector as a car with a rainbow sticker drives away "Guess they're everywhere. Hope they go back to Brokeback Mountain and stay there. By the way, how do I get back to my hotel?"
Example #6:
John: "You know Shelly keeps hitting on Jeff at work."
Wayne: "Yeah, you would think she would leave him alone. He keeps a picture of a guy on his desk. The way it shows them holding hands does not say 'brother' to me."
John: "I know for a fact that Jeff has been living with that guy for years. Sorry to say Shelly is more than a little homostupid."
Example #2: Saying to Joe (your Gay boss who is thinking about giving you a promotion), "You know, I hate to sound like a gossip but Jack, our new sales rep, is such a homo. I think he's been checking you out. Talk about Jack Nasty. Just wanted you to know...I already warned the rest of the guys in our department to watch out in the men's room for our new little crotch hawk."
Example #3: Saying to your hair stylist (the proud mother of a Lesbian daughter) "Can you believe those two woman on TV want to get married? It's like they want special rights or something. Talk about the wrong family values!!!"
Example #4: Making homophobic jokes in front of your (Gay) waiter with your bros after a game.
Example #5: Commenting to a (Gay) toll collector as a car with a rainbow sticker drives away "Guess they're everywhere. Hope they go back to Brokeback Mountain and stay there. By the way, how do I get back to my hotel?"
Example #6:
John: "You know Shelly keeps hitting on Jeff at work."
Wayne: "Yeah, you would think she would leave him alone. He keeps a picture of a guy on his desk. The way it shows them holding hands does not say 'brother' to me."
John: "I know for a fact that Jeff has been living with that guy for years. Sorry to say Shelly is more than a little homostupid."
by Happy Wolf January 22, 2007
Get the Homostupid mug.The delicious act of two men rubbing the heads of their dicks together, with one of the men's foreskin being stretched over the head of his partner's dick. Add a little leakage (precum) from one (or both of their dicks), mutual excitement, rubbing, grinding, heavy breathing and the result is a mind-blowing orgasm for both men.
Alone in their personal sauna at home, Josh and Wayne glued their dicks together with a little skin and spooge and made love to each other's cock all night long...ahhh the joys of docking.
by Happy Wolf November 10, 2008
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