Hanz Von Steiner's definitions

fucksteak

1. an exclamation of surprise or dissapointment similar to "buttfuck" when "buttfuck" or "buttfucker" used as an interjection
2. a dumbfuck

Fucksteak! I lost my cell phone!
or
Wipe that shit off your upper lip, you goddamn ass-licking fucksteak!

by Hanz Von Steiner March 8, 2005

woptard

a compound word describing Italians who are especially stupid and wiggerish

That kid John is such a woptard! He's got a bumper sticker that says "Italian Stallion"

by Hanz Von Steiner March 7, 2005

wetbrain

the condition of being excessively stupid of forgetful, retarded

That kid has mad wetbrain. He asked me how to spell "example."

by Hanz Von Steiner March 8, 2005

cockvac

a cocksucker, a useless or shitty person

Donny, just change your name to cockvac so people won't be surprised when they first meet you.

by Hanz Von Steiner March 9, 2005

gaberence

a scent composed of the nastiest smells imaginable, the lingering odor from some disgusting thing

Fuck man! That gaberence smells like shit and cheetos rotting in a dead raccoon!

by Hanz Von Steiner March 7, 2005

cumcatcher

A woman's mouth (if she's a talkative whore)

Tell that bitch to shut her cumcatcher!

by Hanz Von Steiner March 15, 2005

harold and kumar

Two useless pot-smoking hippies from a movie as shitty as "Half-baked" and "The Big Lebowski"

All my friends hate goddamn pussy potheads like Harold and Kumar because they waste their hollow lives with absolutely nothing to show for all their empty days except electroencephalograms full of dark spots. Fuck!

by Hanz Von Steiner March 25, 2005