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Mahna Mahna

A muppet song performed by the infamously hobo-esque Mahna Mahna, that has been re-created with no Snowths (those were the weird, pink, cow-like singers in the original Mahna Mahna sketch), and instead with two muppet-females with rather long hair.

What many people don't actually know is that the song is apparently taken from a Swiss porno, which leaves many to wonder, just what the heck Jim Henson was doing when he came across the song.

Basically, it's classic.
Chorus:
Mahna Mahna
Do doo be-do-do
Mahna Mahna
Do do-do do
Mahna Mahna
Do doo be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do!
(Improv. by Mahna Mahna)
Repeat Chorus
(Improv. by Mahna Mahna)
Repeat Chorus
(Improv. by Mahna Mahna)
Repeat Chorus
(Improv. by Mahna Mahna)
Repeat Chorus twice
by Hans le Noir October 6, 2005
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roasted people

What marshmallows eat around the campfire, occasionally with graham crackers and hershey's chocolate.

Also, what cannibals eat for their sustenance, though not always roasted. (Hannibal Lecter liked them fresh)

Similarly, what is pretty much depicted in the Rammstein song, "Mein Teil." Wherein, a man places an ad in the newspaper for a dinner companion, and he finds one. Of course, being the civilized gentleman that he was, the person that placed the ad shared the other man's genitals with him.
"Mmm, Marshmallow Bob, this roasted human sure does taste good, especially when they catch on fire for a little bit!"

"Mmm, Cannibal Bob, this roasted human sure does taste good, even if I like them a little bit fresher, and when they don't have all this nasty hair!"

"Mmm, du schmechts gut!" (or something to that effect)

All: "We love to eat roasted people!"
by Hans le Noir December 9, 2005
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gangster sleeves

The term used to describe when someone has one sleeve rolled, pulled up, or even ripped off, while the other sleeve is left intact. Also, weird shirts that have only one sleeve by design.

If you are planning on beating someone up and only using one arm in doing so, then gangster sleeves might be useful so that you don't give your adversary (opponent) a faceful of fabric.

Amputees with only one arm might be said to have gangster sleeves, though that seems a tad bit disrespectful, and it's advised against using the term in this situation.
"That idiot just ripped my sleeve off... now everyone's gonna say I've got those damn gangster sleeves!"

"OH EM GEE, Julia, gangster sleeves are so IN right now, I have to buy 50 million shirts that have them!1!1!! one one one!"
by Hans le Noir January 5, 2006
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wheresgeorge

A phrase asking a question, if you couldn't tell. It is also a currency tracking service where you can see where the money you have came from, and let others do the same. If you see a bill with "See where I've been/ Track where I go next/ www.WheresGeorge.com, then you can enter that bill into the registry, and do just that. It's interesting to see how far the pieces of paper end up going.

also WheresGeorge, etc.
"Hey look, I just found out wheresGeorge."

"You dummy, it should be 'where george is.'"

"Whatever. "
by Hans le Noir November 21, 2005
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power pee

A phrase that describes what teh leetest (not really) executives must do after their three hour power lunch. It also might describe a mathematical term, such as n to the power of pee, but that's a bit more nonsensical.

It is also when you have a limited time to "relieve yourself," and you do so as quickly as possible. Usually leads to a return trip to the restroom half an hour later.
Bob just got out of his batter-powered power lunch, and really needs to take a power pee before the shit hits the fan.

Lisa was told by her teacher that she could visit the restroom, as long as she chopped down the mightiest tree in the forest with A HERRING, and took less than 5 minutes to complete that task, as well as going to the restroom and finding a nice shrubbery for the principal. Any longer, and she would be expelled. That warranted a major power pee.

nerd: Oh em gee nerdina, I just got nerdy to the power of pee! Yesss!
by Hans le Noir January 8, 2006
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Haggios

The delightfully crappy breakfast cereal for all of those crazy punkin' Scotsmen (and women) out there. It's made out of only the best haggis, which is made out of only the best sheep and pig parts. They look like cheerios, smell like haggis, and taste like crap!
"Oh man, those haggios taste just like the real thing!"
by Hans le Noir September 7, 2005
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megaphone

Besides the well-known term used for the description of something that amplifies people's voices (or grunts) with the intent mainly being on annoying everyone in a 1 mile radius.

To the same effect, a megaphone is also a person that thinks the person on the receiving end of the phone conversation must be deaf, or they are at a rave, so their voice must overcome all other noises. No matter what, their grating utterances find their way into your brain, often causing it to melt completely, or if you are lucky, cause your cells to spontaneously combust. If you are not lucky, then you are left alive, and must live with these people until you are so old that you do go deaf, or fall down a stairwell and (due to the immense friction created), spontaneously combust.

You will know these "megaphones" when you see them, as they talk rather loudly (even when off the phone), and often resemble small useless animals. Like poodles. They are mainly self-important individuals that think they are the sole creator of the universe, and of course, their opinions are fact, up is down, and left is actually right.

I have a sneaking suspicion these devils are somehow connected with the big brother.

There is no cure, short of eliminating all said individuals, and or taking out their vocal cords (or tongue).
"Oh crap, I just got done talking to a megaphone, and I think she blew my zarking eardrums out! aieeee!"
by Hans le Noir December 23, 2005
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