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avoid like the plague

A phrased used when some one or thing is to be avoided at all cost.
by Hans December 28, 2004
mugGet the avoid like the plaguemug.

Momtchil

A rarely known, but often used part of the human anatomy (Found 99% of the time on females, although some sick, demented males do have them).
Have a look at yourself (if you're a girl) or if you're male, look at a porn picture; and find the loose piece of skin around the vaginal regions; this is a momtchil.

NOTE: The kezzdawg has been known to have an unhealthy fettish with momtchil's.
Stop rubben ya momtchil ya hoe bag, ya gotsa eat with dose hands!
by Hans July 26, 2004
mugGet the Momtchilmug.

magnum

Erick Zoolander's newest look.
Can stop ninja stars.
It's magnum!
by Hans February 5, 2004
mugGet the magnummug.

reverse kanga

The produced result of one straddling a toilet bowl in reverse, thus laying faeces across the front side of the porcelain. Often done to spite someone.
Hey, we went round to scrinsin joe's house. that guy is such a chop. I dropped a reverse kanga!
by hans January 12, 2004
mugGet the reverse kangamug.

eichhörnchen

by Hans August 14, 2003
mugGet the eichhörnchenmug.

Iced Brownie

The girl proceeds to take a bite out of a luciouse brown turd, as you are blowing a load of cum in her face!
My girlfriend was hungry so I gave her an Iced Brownie.
by Hans January 15, 2004
mugGet the Iced Browniemug.

drunk mike

by hans September 20, 2004
mugGet the drunk mikemug.

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