Hanking Harold's definitions

Hanking

to masturbate in public to unknowing pedestrians

Tim got locked up for hanking in Time Square and someone caught him white handed.

by Hanking Harold January 1, 2025

Crunping

To masturbate while on a stepladder into someone's mouth, commonly whilst having a vice grip on your penis tight enough to rip skin off

Dave crunped his girlfriend

Dave was crunping his girlfriend last night.

by Hanking Harold January 4, 2025

Willhelming

An orgasm so excruciating that you scream in agony.

John was Willhelming when nutting.

by Hanking Harold January 4, 2025

Blackmex

To record the person you're having sex with without them knowing, usually to use as blackmail

I had to use the blackmex method so I could pay my rent.

by Hanking Harold January 4, 2025

Trikking

To put a hiking stick up someones anus and have oral sex with them

I was trikking with my main hoe last night.

by Hanking Harold January 4, 2025

Pussy Fishing

to stick a fishing lure in a females vagina during intercourse

I was pussy fishing with my main hoe last night.

by Hanking Harold January 4, 2025

Stanaking

To put a test tube in both of someones nostrils and nut in their eyes

I was stanaking with Laura last night.

by Hanking Harold January 4, 2025