Hanking Harold's definitions

Crunping

To masturbate while on a stepladder into someone's mouth, commonly whilst having a vice grip on your penis tight enough to rip skin off

Dave crunped his girlfriend

Dave was crunping his girlfriend last night.

by Hanking Harold January 4, 2025

Willhelming

An orgasm so excruciating that you scream in agony.

John was Willhelming when nutting.

by Hanking Harold January 4, 2025

Bjorping

To burp into a female's vagina and bite their asscheek

I was bjorping last night.

by Hanking Harold January 4, 2025

Hell's Invasion

To pour chili oil into all of someones body cavities and lick it out of each one

I had to do the Hell's Invasion method on her.

by Hanking Harold January 4, 2025

Hell's Entrance

To open ones skull with a hammer and cum onto the brain

The Hell's Entrance is my favorite move!

by Hanking Harold January 4, 2025

Retard Style

To have sex with someone until you lose all brain function

Jenna and I went full Retard Style last night.

by Hanking Harold January 4, 2025

Sweet Tarting

to flatten a penis with plexiglass and cut it into 6 even strips

Sweet Tarting

by Hanking Harold January 4, 2025