Some Matrix shit

When someone performs a reflexive feat that seems to defy physics.

Guy 1 throws a lighter point blank range at Guy 2, who catches it without even thinking.

Guy 1: "Damn, Guy 2, that was some Matrix shit"!

Or....

Guy drops his bottle of Gatorade but kicks it back up to his hands before it hits the ground. That's some Matrix shit.

by Hank McDizzleson May 16, 2010

looser

Idiotic way of spelling "loser". Most often used by teens and adults with no more than a 2nd grade grammar level.

Guy 1: OMG! Todd is such a looser!

Guy 2: I told myself I was going to do this do the next person I saw spelling the word "loser" like that; so now I am going to set your house on fire. You brought this upon yourself.

by Hank McDizzleson July 03, 2008

bloons

It's this tower defense game and it is very addicting. You pop the bloons with your weapons of death.

Man I just made it to level 93. Fuckin' Bloons.

by Hank Mcdizzleson July 22, 2011

Drizzle

Something Snoop Dogg carries an umbrella for.

Guy 1: Why you got thatumbrella?

Snoop: Fo Drizzle!!!!

by hank mcdizzleson October 02, 2008

lieclops

Someone who is a compulsive liar.

"Don't listen to anything Stephanie says- SHE'S A FUCKING LIECLOPS"!!!

by Hank McDizzleson July 04, 2008

Mcdizzles

It's Mcdonald's!!!

"I sure am hungry; I think I'll go get some Mcdizzles"

by Hank Mcdizzleson July 04, 2008

My Dick

The reason most of those bitches are on Maury in the first place.

Damn right you are not the father! But go ahead and take care of it, because my dick has places to be.

by Hank McDizzleson May 22, 2010