truely

How a moronic fucktard spells truly.

Moronic fucktard: I truely love WNBA basketball.

Me: I truly hate your face.

by Hank Mcdizzleson October 08, 2011

My Dick

The reason most of those bitches are on Maury in the first place.

Damn right you are not the father! But go ahead and take care of it, because my dick has places to be.

by Hank McDizzleson May 21, 2010

irregardless

An unnecessary mispronunciation of the word "regardless".

Guy 1: "Irregardless of what people think"...

Guy 2: (after punching Guy 1 in the face) "Say irregardless again! Say it!"

by Hank McDizzleson July 03, 2008

pieclops

An avid pie eater

"Wow, that sea hag sure is a pieclops"

by Hank McDizzleson July 11, 2008

expecially

A common mispronunciation of the word "especially"

I like eating mayonaisse right out of the jar; expecially on a hot summer day"

by Hank McDizzleson July 03, 2008

Call of Booty

Obligatorily having to take a break from CoD to satisfy your woman.

"Sorry fellas; the wench needs some schlong. It's the Call of Booty-gotta go"

by Hank McDizzleson May 21, 2010

Some Matrix shit

When someone performs a reflexive feat that seems to defy physics.

Guy 1 throws a lighter point blank range at Guy 2, who catches it without even thinking.

Guy 1: "Damn, Guy 2, that was some Matrix shit"!

Or....

Guy drops his bottle of Gatorade but kicks it back up to his hands before it hits the ground. That's some Matrix shit.

by Hank McDizzleson May 15, 2010