Handy Man 's definitions

Shelfie stick

A shelfie stick is when you get a cap of MDMA and stick it to the end of your shaft and proceed to have anal sex.

The dealer just replied and he has three caps in stock. I’m so gonna shelfie stick my girlfriend tonight!

by Handy Man April 23, 2025

Shux

Potential for goofy lookin' young fella called Seán. Idiot but harmless.

Ah, Shux boy you crack me up!

by Handy Man April 7, 2005

Ballsie

A gentle banter-type remark to get a slagging match underway.

How are you Ballsie?

by Handy Man April 7, 2005

Amos

Setting a religeous context as a nickname for one named Eamon.

What's up Amos; are you still going with that one?

by Handy Man April 7, 2005

Macca

Macca is the preferred nickname of one whose second name begins with 'Mc' or 'Mac'. Usually preserved for tossers with red hair who go to university to look good.
See wanker

Hear about Macca last night?
Yeah he's such a gobshite

by Handy Man April 7, 2005

Dazza

The nickname of one whose name begins with 'D'. Often spends alot of time in the bookies and drinks too much.Likes his women fat but doesn't like his friends knowing that he's not really a playa

Dazza: you are a disgrace!

by Handy Man April 7, 2005

Aliss

When one with the name Alan, Aidan, etc. displays feminine qualities in the formative years the name Alice may be conferred onto them. In an attempt to garner friendship with said loser, a tosser might imbue the term Alice with a more masculine association - hence Aliss.

I always spell it 'Aliss' - that's a nice nickname

by Handy Man April 7, 2005