Handy Man's definitions

Knob

A term of endearment to one who posesses a head/haircut which resembles the top of the male reproductive organ.

Alright Knob, what's up!

by Handy Man April 7, 2005

Larden

Tough guy who never forgets who fucked him up - dangerous mother-fucker.

Larden kicked the shit out of the cunt.

by Handy Man April 7, 2005

Shelfie stick

A shelfie stick is when you get a cap of MDMA and stick it to the end of your shaft and proceed to have anal sex.

The dealer just replied and he has three caps in stock. I’m so gonna shelfie stick my girlfriend tonight!

by Handy Man April 23, 2025

Amos

Setting a religeous context as a nickname for one named Eamon.

What's up Amos; are you still going with that one?

by Handy Man April 7, 2005

Shux

Potential for goofy lookin' young fella called Seán. Idiot but harmless.

Ah, Shux boy you crack me up!

by Handy Man April 7, 2005

Ballsie

A gentle banter-type remark to get a slagging match underway.

How are you Ballsie?

by Handy Man April 7, 2005

Macca

Macca is the preferred nickname of one whose second name begins with 'Mc' or 'Mac'. Usually preserved for tossers with red hair who go to university to look good.
See wanker

Hear about Macca last night?
Yeah he's such a gobshite

by Handy Man April 7, 2005