Definitions by Handy Man
Shelfie stick
A shelfie stick is when you get a cap of MDMA and stick it to the end of your shaft and proceed to have anal sex.
The dealer just replied and he has three caps in stock. I’m so gonna shelfie stick my girlfriend tonight!
Shelfie stick by Handy Man April 23, 2025
Macca
Macca is the preferred nickname of one whose second name begins with 'Mc' or 'Mac'. Usually preserved for tossers with red hair who go to university to look good.
See wanker
See wanker
Ballsie
How are you Ballsie?
Dazza
The nickname of one whose name begins with 'D'. Often spends alot of time in the bookies and drinks too much.Likes his women fat but doesn't like his friends knowing that he's not really a playa
Aliss
When one with the name Alan, Aidan, etc. displays feminine qualities in the formative years the name Alice may be conferred onto them. In an attempt to garner friendship with said loser, a tosser might imbue the term Alice with a more masculine association - hence Aliss.
Knob
A term of endearment to one who posesses a head/haircut which resembles the top of the male reproductive organ.