Definitions by Handy Man

Shelfie stick 

A shelfie stick is when you get a cap of MDMA and stick it to the end of your shaft and proceed to have anal sex.

The dealer just replied and he has three caps in stock. I’m so gonna shelfie stick my girlfriend tonight!

Shelfie stick by Handy Man April 23, 2025

Ballsie 

A gentle banter-type remark to get a slagging match underway.

How are you Ballsie?

Ballsie by Handy Man April 7, 2005

Macca 

Macca is the preferred nickname of one whose second name begins with 'Mc' or 'Mac'. Usually preserved for tossers with red hair who go to university to look good.
See wanker

Hear about Macca last night?
Yeah he's such a gobshite

Macca by Handy Man April 7, 2005

Knob 

A term of endearment to one who posesses a head/haircut which resembles the top of the male reproductive organ.

Alright Knob, what's up!

Knob by Handy Man April 7, 2005

Aliss 

When one with the name Alan, Aidan, etc. displays feminine qualities in the formative years the name Alice may be conferred onto them. In an attempt to garner friendship with said loser, a tosser might imbue the term Alice with a more masculine association - hence Aliss.

I always spell it 'Aliss' - that's a nice nickname

Aliss by Handy Man April 7, 2005

Amos 

Setting a religeous context as a nickname for one named Eamon.

What's up Amos; are you still going with that one?

Amos by Handy Man April 7, 2005

Larden 

Tough guy who never forgets who fucked him up - dangerous mother-fucker.

Larden kicked the shit out of the cunt.

Larden by Handy Man April 7, 2005