HandsomeDragon8 's definitions

turtle

smearing poop all over your back

moron: why r u coved in poop?
me: I turtled

by HandsomeDragon8 September 15, 2022

Ligma

That disease that took over the world in 2020-2022

Back in 2020:
Person a:during the ligma pandemic, I have to stay home and be bored
Person b:f*** ligma, I’m going to throw a party

by HandsomeDragon8 September 5, 2022

Parents

Dictators that act like the boss of you because they are older than you, and they also make a BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG deal out of their kids wearing pajamas in public. They also don’t get along with each other.

Billy: I got into a fair argument with mom, and she got me into trouble.
Sid:yeah, parents abuse their power a lot.

by HandsomeDragon8 February 19, 2023

Stomach

The biggest nuance ever, it likes to growl and give you nausea + it wants to kill you + the stomach hates some food for no reason.

(Girl 1): *stomach growls*
(Girl 2): hahaha

(Girl 1): I HATE YOU STOMACH

by HandsomeDragon8 January 19, 2023

Let’s have 33 babies

How everyone in fairy tail talks to their crush

Juvia: let’s have 33 babies

Gray: *ignores Juvia*

by HandsomeDragon8 November 25, 2022

Senpai

Senpai actually just means someone in a higher grade than you, so don’t say “notice me senpai”

(Candace):may you please help me with my math homework Wilma-Senpai
(Wilma):Sure!

by HandsomeDragon8 January 17, 2023

Dr. Ligma

Also known as Dr. P.Ness, (it was his moms idea) he is a “doctor” who people on YouTube hire to make sexual jokes

“Dr. Ligma should be president” -every sane person who has heard of him

by HandsomeDragon8 November 26, 2022