Hand Hanzo's definitions

Giga Pet

Aside from Tamagotchi, the most popular line of keychain virtual pets when they were a fad. A large line of Giga Pets were made, ranging from dogs to cats to penguins to just about any other animal you can think of. Just like any other fad, many kids brought it to school. And just like any other fad, the teachers and administrators gave it the thumbs down. But kids still brung them anyway. Giga Pets were a major fad until the Pokémon Era (1998-2002), and even put you in control of your own monochrome version of the media's most famous critters (for example Salem from Sabrina: The Teenage Witch). Giga Pets were even sold as a promotional offer at KFC at one point. And although you probably won't be able to find a Giga Pet today, they truly were the biggest revolution in monochrome crystal-screen handheld gaming since the Game & Watch.

Hand Hanzo had a new Giga Pet clipped to his jeans.

by Hand Hanzo February 18, 2005

Caballerial

A 360 Fakie Ollie. Named after its creator, Steve Caballero.

Up until Tony Hawk's Underground 2, the Caballerial was just referred to as the "360 Fakie Ollie"

by Hand Hanzo February 18, 2005

scratchy label

A tag on the back of a shirt. Exactly what Hanes got rid of, as the package of tagless shirts says "No more scratchy label". Tags were obviously called that because they chafe.

I tore the scratchy label off of of my tanktop, and wound up tearing a huge hole in it.

by Hand Hanzo February 23, 2005

have a bloody

An embarassing, kiddy-speak word meaning to have a nosebleed, especially when it's brung on by picking your nose.

Oh my god, did Bryant have a bloody again?

by Hand Hanzo February 23, 2005

Wired dozen

18. Invented by Wired 96.5 Philadelphia, who play at least eighteen songs in a row without commercials, AKA a "Wired dozen"

I drank a Wired dozen BooKoos over the course of the month.

by Hand Hanzo March 1, 2005

sux0rs at lifes0rs

sucks at life. Said to describe somebody who is a failure with no skills or common sense whatsoever.

Elitist bastard: You REACHtard you sux0rs at lifes0rs! Just stop at life, please!
Me: Fuck you!
Elitist Bastard: Fuck your mom!
Me: Keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum.
Elitist Bastard: shit...WELL AT LEAST I DON'T LOOK AT CARTOON PORN!
Me: ANIME PORN!! God damn! I hate when you refer to them as cartoons! They are SO much more than that! You're the one who sux0rs at lifes0rs!

by Hand Hanzo March 1, 2005

4chan

The best image board in existence. Whether you're there to chat on World4ch, talk about video games, get your daily anime kick, post images of nature and wildlife, show off your art, discuss technology, or bust a nut to some hentai, 4chan is teh r0x. I'm there everyday. You can become popular on 4chan through posting witty comments and uploading images. You can also use a 'tripcode' (# followed by a code or code word), to lower the chance of imposters. The highest quality hentai is posted to 4chan everyday. There are many categories in 4chan, for example /n/ (Nature and Wildlife), /h/ (Hentai), /d/ (Alternative Hentai; for example hentai with tentacle rape or dickgirls in it), /b/ (Random, where you can act like a total idiot and get away with it...extremely fun!), and /c/ (Anime/Cute. Post your kawaii stuff here) There are many more sections, go to 4chan to see for yourself. www.4chan.org

I go to 4chan everyday to look at some hentai and discuss video games.

by Hand Hanzo March 1, 2005