Slug Lips

Really really wet pussy. Like moist pussy. Like she is so turned on, you better not waste time because she will be angry if you don’t please her when she has slug lips

“Damn bae I just put the tip in and you already got slug lips? Gotta slow down before I put a baby in you”

by Hampton Grey April 20, 2021

Glitterbox

Shiny Pussy :)

Say what you want, all I want to do is eat some glitterbox right now

by Hampton Grey April 24, 2021

Vanilla Eclair

A massive, engorged white penis, especially after not having sex for awhile

“Girl what’s wrong?”
“My man ain’t shit”
“Then why you won’t leave him?”
“Cuz bitch, that Vanilla Eclair too bomb”

by Hampton Grey April 20, 2021

Goose Eggs

1. The delightfully sweet and hearty shell-encased life containers of the most mysterious animal; the Goose.
2. The ovaries of a *VERY* fertile woman
3. A couple 0’s
4. Bold investments

“My goose eggs will put goose eggs in her bank account, then she’ll cook those goose eggs in my french toast and imma scramble her shit”

by Hampton Grey April 10, 2021

Diddle

“Babe shut the fuck up”
Basically, if neither you or your partner can shut up and enjoy a moment, you need that one word so that when one is focused, they can bring the other to focus”

*insert 4-5 minute rant about the rules to anything here*
“Diddle”
“Yes babe”

by Hampton Grey April 10, 2021

Futureposting

When you’re hurt and need to publicly be toxic about it

“Ay is ya boi good? He just got dumped.”
“Yeah he’ll be fine, he’s just going to be futureposting for awhile”
“Use my mouth for what? So I can taste your past? Nah eat these kids and taste the future”

by Hampton Grey April 22, 2021

Vanilla Nut

The greatest coffee flavor

Also the act of nutting in your girlfriend’s morning coffee

“Babe what kind of coffee you want?”

“Vanilla Nut”

by Hampton Grey April 11, 2021