Definitions by Hamper Hunter

Zoo AIDS 

Another name for monkey pox.

Did you know people are now calling monkey pox “Zoo AIDS.”

Zoo AIDS by Hamper Hunter September 5, 2022

Zillow porn

When search Zillow and fantasize about homes you will never be able to afford.

I caught Jeremy looking at Zillow porn again, poor guy will never be able to afford a home like that.

Zillow porn by Hamper Hunter September 2, 2022

Continous circuit 

A term used in the porn industry to describe a sex scene, where the male talent is able to fully insert his penis inside his own ass.

We need it quite on the set, Jim is about to make a “continous circuit” in the grand finale of the scene.

Continous circuit by Hamper Hunter May 31, 2022

Hipster Barista Queef 

Someone who serves artisan roasted coffee by day and drinks only micro brews by night.

Steve is such a hipster barista queef. I’m sick and tired of hearing about the latest microbrew he wants everyone to try.

Hipster Barista Queef by Hamper Hunter May 21, 2021

Yamazon 

A big fat juicy ass of monstrous proportions.

That ass so big, bitch looks like she works for Yamazon.

Yamazon by Hamper Hunter April 14, 2021

Sword Vulture 

Someone with a voracious appetite for cock. The sword vulture is a non discriminatory creature. Often, they can be found scavenging bar parking lots after last call.

Did I tell you I saw that sword vulture Monique, trolling the parking lot of the Almond tree last night?

Sword Vulture by Hamper Hunter April 14, 2021

Tweaker Treats 

Tweaker treats are simply just unscratched lottery tickets. You can often find tweakers outside liquor stores scratching their treats over the trash can.

Went to the Circle K and saw my local tweaker scratching his tweaker treats. The only thing useful about scratched treats, is the fact you know they didn’t scan the second chance code.

Tweaker Treats by Hamper Hunter April 14, 2021