Hamper Hunter's definitions

Clam Bake

Another name for a women’s retreat.

Jessica is planning on bringing a buffalo chicken dip to the women’s retreat next week. I’m not sure what I want to bring to the clam bake yet.

by Hamper Hunter November 28, 2020

Hamper Hunter

A sneaky opportunistic friend of a hot girl that attempts to sniff the dirty panties of said friend. He is often a guy stuck in the friend zone who the girl feels is a safe friend. She is sadly mistaken, because this creep with go out of his way to find dirty panties.

She caught him sniffing her panties and freaked out. Who would have thought Jeff was a hamper hunter.

by Hamper Hunter November 9, 2020

Zoo AIDS

Another name for monkey pox.

Did you know people are now calling monkey pox “Zoo AIDS.”

by Hamper Hunter September 5, 2022

Spill some seed

Alternate term to describe ejaculating. Particularly used when describing jerking off to porn.

Oh man, I can’t wait to spill some seed to Adriana Chechik’s new video.

by Hamper Hunter November 17, 2020

Food Gay

Becoming vegan.

If diet was an indication of sexuality, being vegan is the equivalent of being Food Gay.

by Hamper Hunter January 2, 2021

Hipster Barista Queef

Someone who serves artisan roasted coffee by day and drinks only micro brews by night.

Steve is such a hipster barista queef. I’m sick and tired of hearing about the latest microbrew he wants everyone to try.

by Hamper Hunter May 21, 2021

Ripped a beast

To take a shit of monstrous proportions.

I had no choice, I ripped a beast in the waiting room bathroom.

by Hamper Hunter November 11, 2020