Spill some seed

Alternate term to describe ejaculating. Particularly used when describing jerking off to porn.

Oh man, I can’t wait to spill some seed to Adriana Chechik’s new video.

by Hamper Hunter November 17, 2020

hog taker

Derogatory term for vagina.

She got it right in her hog taker.

by Hamper Hunter November 14, 2020

Food Gay

Becoming vegan.

If diet was an indication of sexuality, being vegan is the equivalent of being Food Gay.

by Hamper Hunter January 02, 2021

Ball Trash

A more offensive way to refer to ejaculate or cum.

I can feel my ball trash really building up. I really need to go smack one out.

by Hamper Hunter November 18, 2020

Hipster Barista Queef

Someone who serves artisan roasted coffee by day and drinks only micro brews by night.

Steve is such a hipster barista queef. I’m sick and tired of hearing about the latest microbrew he wants everyone to try.

by Hamper Hunter May 21, 2021

I’m getting thick

Another way of saying I’m getting an erection or getting boned up.

Bro, I’m getting thick after seeing's that shirt your mom was wearing.

by Hamper Hunter December 01, 2020

Clam Cruiser

The Clam Cruiser is simply just a more luxurious version of the lesbian limousine. Instead of a Mini Cooper or Subaru Forester this often older more mature lesbian, can be spotted cruising for pussy in a Volvo sedan or Toyota Highlander.

Belinda is so bourgeois, she bought a Volvo to help her cruise for pussy. She said she wanted to look “More sophisticated.” Clearly, she just bought a Clam Cruiser.

by Hamper Hunter November 27, 2020