Halevi's definitions

wanky doodles

Stains of cum in the sheets of a bachelor, typically forming silhouettes of cats, dogs, Che Guevaras... you name it!

I am not going to sleep in that bed with those disgusting sheets full of wanky doodles!

by Halevi January 29, 2015

Low pro poo

When, after a huge urge to have a dump you deliver a midget turd.

I ate so much last night and yet this morning I just had a low pro poo.

by Halevi August 25, 2016

Turdabout

The spontaneous journey of an aussie through the wilderness of an unknown place, with the horrible craving for a clean toilette to release the massive turd that pushes to get out.

-Did you enjoy the visit to the Royal Gardens mate?
-That was a fucking turdabout for two hours man!

by Halevi January 29, 2015

Shower Jacker

A grown up man who loves a good wank in the shower. To add insult to injury, a shower jackers is typically married and christian (or jew).

-Simon is a shower jacker!
-Yuck, thanks for putting that image in my mind you fuck!

by Halevi May 20, 2016

Ripafart

To expel a loud, disruptive -and worrying- fart that leaves you with the uncomfy feeling of a ripped apart sphincter.

Oops just ripafarted myself with that one!

by Halevi June 3, 2015

Wankcoholic

Pathetic and compulsive masturbation attempts whilst drunk and unable to get an erection.

-I got drunk and hornie last night, totally wankcoholic!

by Halevi January 29, 2015

Reburpberation

Is the collection of reflected sounds from the burps of colleagues in an enclosure, specially in an office environment.

-The reburpberation from dudes like Ben is a rather undesirable property in an open plan office like this.
-Agree, the guy keeps drinking that Herbalife shit!

by Halevi February 4, 2015