Halevi's definitions

Data Gobbler

Someone who consumes data in a compulsive and insane way.

We set up a BI program only to satisfy a few data gobblers!

by Halevi March 9, 2022

TURDRAPE

The feeling of being raped up the ass you have after delivering a huge turd.

Oh man, I've just been turdraped in the toilette!

by Halevi January 27, 2015

wanky doodles

Stains of cum in the sheets of a bachelor, typically forming silhouettes of cats, dogs, Che Guevaras... you name it!

I am not going to sleep in that bed with those disgusting sheets full of wanky doodles!

by Halevi January 29, 2015

condom minion

The colleague who never fucks but always have condoms for his colleagues in need of one.

Daniel is my kinda condom minion, god bless the little fucktard!

by Halevi January 8, 2019

Reburpberation

Is the collection of reflected sounds from the burps of colleagues in an enclosure, specially in an office environment.

-The reburpberation from dudes like Ben is a rather undesirable property in an open plan office like this.
-Agree, the guy keeps drinking that Herbalife shit!

by Halevi February 4, 2015

Low pro poo

When, after a huge urge to have a dump you deliver a midget turd.

I ate so much last night and yet this morning I just had a low pro poo.

by Halevi August 25, 2016

Ripafart

To expel a loud, disruptive -and worrying- fart that leaves you with the uncomfy feeling of a ripped apart sphincter.

Oops just ripafarted myself with that one!

by Halevi June 3, 2015