5 definitions by Hairy Bungaloo
(Noun) Fibrous poop that spirals into the shape of a giant pile of waste; firm diarrhea that collects into a large pile; thick runs; thick party favors; (see also: mudcastles)
"Yo, I had the worst goddamn MUDPILES after we ate at the Indian buffet and then drank all those Brooklyn Lagers!!!"
"Well, I guess that explains why you keep rippin' those nasty ass farts, too."
"Umm... yeah. Oh wait... Ahhhhhhh... Yeah. That's right, biotch"
"Well, I guess that explains why you keep rippin' those nasty ass farts, too."
"Umm... yeah. Oh wait... Ahhhhhhh... Yeah. That's right, biotch"
by Hairy Bungaloo April 5, 2009
1. Little Jimmy's eyes nearly popped out of their sockets as he gazed across the sea of beautiful Brazilian babes' buttoxen, meandering over the Rio coastline.
2. The public toilet seat was falling off its hinges from years of the fat, pus-ridden buttoxen that pressed firmly against it each day.
3. Your family's buttoxen could weigh down a 747.
2. The public toilet seat was falling off its hinges from years of the fat, pus-ridden buttoxen that pressed firmly against it each day.
3. Your family's buttoxen could weigh down a 747.
by Hairy Bungaloo October 17, 2008
1. Little Jimmy's eyes nearly popped out of their sockets as he gazed across the sea of beautiful Brazilian babes' buttoxen, meandering over the Rio coastline.
2. The public toilet seat was falling off its hinges from years of the fat, pus-ridden buttoxen that pressed firmly against it each day.
3. Your family's buttoxen could weigh down a 747.
2. The public toilet seat was falling off its hinges from years of the fat, pus-ridden buttoxen that pressed firmly against it each day.
3. Your family's buttoxen could weigh down a 747.
by Hairy Bungaloo November 20, 2008
–noun (verb: defecant)
1. One who conducts the liturgical portion of a service and sings or chants the prayers and parts of prayers designed to be performed as solos while voiding excrement from the bowels through the anus; One who has a bowel movement and sings during the process.
2. One who combines song, esp. classical or religious chants, with taking a dump.
1. One who conducts the liturgical portion of a service and sings or chants the prayers and parts of prayers designed to be performed as solos while voiding excrement from the bowels through the anus; One who has a bowel movement and sings during the process.
2. One who combines song, esp. classical or religious chants, with taking a dump.
1. The defecantor firmly released the mudpiles from his anus as he melodically recited the "Loquetur Dominus, Introit for Week XXXIV of Ordinary Time."
2. "Rabbi Shlomo Fine, a well respected Hazzan, loves to recite 'Akdamut' as he sprays the porcelain toilet bowls of his synagogue with party favors. He's a true defecantor!"
3. "Dude, my roommate's such a fucking defecantor! Every time he takes a shit, I can hear him singing Psalm 119!!! As soon as he starts I know the bathroom will be tied up for at least an hour. Fucking asshole."
2. "Rabbi Shlomo Fine, a well respected Hazzan, loves to recite 'Akdamut' as he sprays the porcelain toilet bowls of his synagogue with party favors. He's a true defecantor!"
3. "Dude, my roommate's such a fucking defecantor! Every time he takes a shit, I can hear him singing Psalm 119!!! As soon as he starts I know the bathroom will be tied up for at least an hour. Fucking asshole."
by Hairy Bungaloo April 8, 2009
(noun) mudpiles that have collected into a fortress of feces; thick, fibrous diarrhea that forms a castle-like structure similar to that of a sandcastle one would construct on the beach; poop castles
"My MUDCASTLE was so fucking big just now it breached the surface of the toilet water! Come take a look! It's a glorious kingdom!"
"Nah dude... I smell it from here, and that's more than enough."
"You know you love it."
"True."
"Nah dude... I smell it from here, and that's more than enough."
"You know you love it."
"True."
by Hairy Bungaloo April 5, 2009