mudcastle

(noun) mudpiles that have collected into a fortress of feces; thick, fibrous diarrhea that forms a castle-like structure similar to that of a sandcastle one would construct on the beach; poop castles

"My MUDCASTLE was so fucking big just now it breached the surface of the toilet water! Come take a look! It's a glorious kingdom!"

"Nah dude... I smell it from here, and that's more than enough."

"You know you love it."

"True."

by Hairy Bungaloo April 4, 2009

Grandma's Mud Castle

After having dined at Grandma's Kitchen an involuntary purge of the lower intestines resulting in a contained explosion within your pants. Once in bathroom, the removal of your pants causes the feces to spill over the front of the porcelain throne creating a mud mound on the floor and leaving the door open for all to see!

I hate my in-laws so much I created a Grandma's Mud Castle for them!

by Ga-Law September 4, 2013

Muncastergate

Originally Muncastergate was a term used to describe pleasuring ones self using castor sugar, whilst thinking of the clergy.

However, in more recent times has become a generic term for a Skoda Fabua.

Yesterday i caught Dave in the middle of a muncastergate!

by Anduz001 July 31, 2011