Gus's definitions

thirty

A thirty pack of beers (thirty rack).

A thirty of natty light's only around $15.

by gus December 26, 2004

amphibian

the average freshie

grosssssss did u see that thing?! wat an amphibian

by gus July 9, 2003

sheldo

person who kisses fellow workers at work party when drunk

Did you meet a "sheldo" last night?

by gus August 12, 2006

lol butts

Literally translates to "I am laughing because I just now remembered that butts exist," but meaning depends on usage- can be an insult, a compliment, an observation or a question.

Frank: "Hey, I just joined a frat."
Paul: "lol butts"

Shawna: "Do you like my new haircut?"
Paul: "lol butts"

Paul: "lol butts"
Steve: "I agree."

Paul: "lol butts"
Steve: "No, we lost it a few weeks ago."

by Gus November 10, 2004

tilgin

An african american reference in every sense of the word.

i bet you frank has a tilgen sized penis

by Gus January 21, 2004

smooth jazz

A musical genre characterized by bland instrumental watered-down jazz; the soundtrack for men inbetween mid-life-crisises.
Every city has a radio station devoted to this brand of ambient droning -- usually called "The Oasis."

Was it just me, or was that elevator ride made more enjoyable by the smooth jazz stylings played at a reasonable volume?

Smooth jazz talked my parents into having sex last night.

My dad and the elevator both listen to "The Oasis."

by Gus February 12, 2005

spit game

What frat boys do while waiting for the rufies to kick in.

I spat some game, ya know, told her I could bench 275 and cried during Titanic.

I spat game to that bitch all night and then she freaked out when I touched her tits.

by Gus February 12, 2005