Fucking, for the implausibly controlled.
You have to be facting kidding me. I am NOT that lily white baby's baby daddy. No facting way Jocelyn. No. Fatherfacting. Way.
by Guru Voodoo April 13, 2015
Ray Bob : So even though Bobby Jo left you for your father for 6 years and she had 4 kids with him, you're still taking her - and your new brothers and sisters back? That's idiotsyncratic, dude, no one but you could make that move.
Jay Bob: Thanks Ray Bob, I knew you'd back me up.
Jay Bob: Thanks Ray Bob, I knew you'd back me up.
by Guru Voodoo August 02, 2010
Citizen J : "The way things are goin' in the courts with "Peacock Paul" Manafort and "The Bumbler's Bimbo Bagman" Michael Cohen - El Presidumbo Trump will have to build his wall RIGHT around the White House."
by Guru Voodoo August 22, 2018
feigned slip of the tongue, used to introduce people with doctorates who you, personally, don't rate.
Harvey: Norman, I'd like you to meet my esteemed colleague, Dr. Suess - I mean - Dr. Losifer.
Norman: I'm sure it's a pleasure to meet you Dr. Losifer.
Dr. Losifer: Norman, any friend of whatshisname is -. Anyway Norman, just call me Phil. How do YOU spell Dr. Seuss?
Norman: I'm sure it's a pleasure to meet you Dr. Losifer.
Dr. Losifer: Norman, any friend of whatshisname is -. Anyway Norman, just call me Phil. How do YOU spell Dr. Seuss?
by Guru Voodoo October 17, 2010
Shaking my head and laughing out loud until my head snaps off and rolls across the floor, crying with laughter.
by Guru Voodoo February 02, 2011
Man, when she said she'd forget about them girls in Vegas and that I could move back in? I started to tear up bad. She turned around and started getting nekkid, so it was all good playa.
by Guru Voodoo January 17, 2008
to be right on the verge of crying. Usually referring to a male; as females, generally speaking, go Niagra when they reach the tears up stage.
Man, when she said she'd forget about them girls in Vegas and that I could move back in? I started to tear up bad. She turned around and started getting nekkid, so it was all good playa.
by Guru Voodoo January 20, 2008