feigned slip of the tongue, used to introduce people with doctorates who you, personally, don't rate.
Harvey: Norman, I'd like you to meet my esteemed colleague, Dr. Suess - I mean - Dr. Losifer.
Norman: I'm sure it's a pleasure to meet you Dr. Losifer.
Dr. Losifer: Norman, any friend of whatshisname is -. Anyway Norman, just call me Phil. How do YOU spell Dr. Seuss?
Norman: I'm sure it's a pleasure to meet you Dr. Losifer.
Dr. Losifer: Norman, any friend of whatshisname is -. Anyway Norman, just call me Phil. How do YOU spell Dr. Seuss?
by Guru Voodoo October 19, 2010

Fucking, for the implausibly controlled.
You have to be facting kidding me. I am NOT that lily white baby's baby daddy. No facting way Jocelyn. No. Fatherfacting. Way.
by Guru Voodoo April 13, 2015

in basketball, an alley-oop from close range. Usually a set play that doesn't rely, like most alley-oops, on opportunity and eye-contact.
1. Coach: Okay there's 8 seconds left on the shot clock, 21 on the game clock and we're up by one. Let's play the percentages and run the mini-oop to Sammy. If it's not open Dre, keep on going through the lane and look for Lou or Dregou on the weakside for the medium jumper.
2. "Yeah man, BayBay gave me a mini-oop and picked up my new monitor on his way home from work."
2. "Yeah man, BayBay gave me a mini-oop and picked up my new monitor on his way home from work."
by Guru Voodoo January 09, 2009

TV Baby : Did you hear about (insert name of least favourite untalented Hollywood twitterati)?
Kid Kerouac : No, not just, yet. I'm sure it'll be the very last thing I'll forget. Wait though, I'm just gonna check on the bicycles; you can tell me when I get back. (Disappears forever)
Kid Kerouac : No, not just, yet. I'm sure it'll be the very last thing I'll forget. Wait though, I'm just gonna check on the bicycles; you can tell me when I get back. (Disappears forever)
by Guru Voodoo October 20, 2010

Junior : I think we should wait and see with Spencer Hawes. He's a young center who will certainly be better than Dalembert one day.
Basketball Guru : SH is $#!7 and not only that - he thinks that Anne Coulter is THE $#!7.
Basketball Guru : SH is $#!7 and not only that - he thinks that Anne Coulter is THE $#!7.
by Guru Voodoo October 20, 2010

1.to frequent a message board or fan site with evil intent
2.to hang out with a crew without actually intending to be a part of it
2.to hang out with a crew without actually intending to be a part of it
Hey, let's leave while Taneesha's in the bathroom. She's trolling, not rolling. Let one of these greasy playas give her a ride home, hahaha.
by Guru Voodoo January 10, 2009

Hey, that's the third time you've called for a hempterruption dude! We'll never complete the Quest for the Living Spittle!
by Guru Voodoo April 13, 2010
