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bakes my sweet potato

Satisfactory, satisfying, delightful, appropriate, correct.
1. That girl LaWanda? Bakes-my-sweet-POTATO, bro!

2. Okay people, the Aussie Dollars are in the Nugan Hand account and the fallguys are none the factin' wiser. That bakes my sweet potato. Time to disappear. Get your respesctive "mysterious puffs of smoke" on and I'll see those of you who haven't died or been squashed, in Afghanistan, in 40 years or so. Thanks.
by Guru Voodoo October 16, 2010
mugGet the bakes my sweet potatomug.

SMHALOLUMHSOARATFCWL

Shaking my head and laughing out loud until my head snaps off and rolls across the floor, crying with laughter.
Sister, I didn't just loland I didn't just smh. I was SMHALOLUMHSOARATFCWL!
by Guru Voodoo February 21, 2011
mugGet the SMHALOLUMHSOARATFCWLmug.

idiotsyncratic

1. Singularly dumb, uniquely stupid.

2. Wholly and utterly inappropriate.

3. Stupid, foolish
Ray Bob : So even though Bobby Jo left you for your father for 6 years and she had 4 kids with him, you're still taking her - and your new brothers and sisters back? That's idiotsyncratic, dude, no one but you could make that move.

Jay Bob: Thanks Ray Bob, I knew you'd back me up.
by Guru Voodoo August 2, 2010
mugGet the idiotsyncraticmug.

word to your mother

1. "You can tell that to your mother and she'll agree."

2. In a pejorative or negative sense, "Go tell your mother what I said, so she can set your ass straight, before I have to put a foot in it."
1. Your shorty is sho' 'nuff fine, dog, word to your mother!

2. Word to your knock-kneed, bald-headed, barefoot granny, cuz, if you don't stop eyeballin' my wife, I'm'a close them shits forever.
by Guru Voodoo January 7, 2010
mugGet the word to your mothermug.

smoking what he's growing

Believing in or agreeing with what someone is saying or proposing.
Phil Jackson has messed the Knicks up bad, but the media is still smoking what he's growing, but Hinkie is a pharmaceutical chemist.
by Guru Voodoo January 13, 2015
mugGet the smoking what he's growingmug.

trolling, not rolling

1.to frequent a message board or fan site with evil intent

2.to hang out with a crew without actually intending to be a part of it
Hey, let's leave while Taneesha's in the bathroom. She's trolling, not rolling. Let one of these greasy playas give her a ride home, hahaha.
by Guru Voodoo January 10, 2009
mugGet the trolling, not rollingmug.

$#!7

shit, swear censor-proofed
Junior : I think we should wait and see with Spencer Hawes. He's a young center who will certainly be better than Dalembert one day.

Basketball Guru : SH is $#!7 and not only that - he thinks that Anne Coulter is THE $#!7.
by Guru Voodoo October 20, 2010
mugGet the $#!7mug.

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