1. I could not care less.

2. I don't give a $#!7.

3. I really don't care.
TV Baby : Did you hear about (insert name of least favourite untalented Hollywood twitterati)?

Kid Kerouac : No, not just, yet. I'm sure it'll be the very last thing I'll forget. Wait though, I'm just gonna check on the bicycles; you can tell me when I get back. (Disappears forever)
by Guru Voodoo October 18, 2010
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Boganvillia

Empty hipster : I'd vote for Tony Abbott. He might not be smart but he's hard-headed!

Kid Kerouac : Yeah and we can build a fence around the country and rename it Boganvillia.
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facting

Fucking, for the implausibly controlled.
You have to be facting kidding me. I am NOT that lily white baby's baby daddy. No facting way Jocelyn. No. Fatherfacting. Way.
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facting

Fucking, for the implausibly controlled.
You have to be facting kidding me. I am NOT that lily white baby's baby daddy. No facting way Jocelyn. No. Fatherfacting. Way.
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klassick

adj., exceptional, noteworthy
Did anybody see how scaredish and agimatated Dave Letterman looked after M.I.A. did "Paper Planes" on his show? Klassick.
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tear up

Man, when she said she'd forget about them girls in Vegas and that I could move back in? I started to tear up bad. She turned around and started getting nekkid, so it was all good playa.
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tear up

to be right on the verge of crying. Usually referring to a male; as females, generally speaking, go Niagra when they reach the tears up stage.
Man, when she said she'd forget about them girls in Vegas and that I could move back in? I started to tear up bad. She turned around and started getting nekkid, so it was all good playa.
by Guru Voodoo January 20, 2008
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