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Empty hipster : I'd vote for Tony Abbott. He might not be smart but he's hard-headed!
Kid Kerouac : Yeah and we can build a fence around the country and rename it Boganvillia.
Kid Kerouac : Yeah and we can build a fence around the country and rename it Boganvillia.
by Guru Voodoo November 10, 2010
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Harvey: Norman, I'd like you to meet my esteemed colleague, Dr. Suess - I mean - Dr. Losifer.
Norman: I'm sure it's a pleasure to meet you Dr. Losifer.
Dr. Losifer: Norman, any friend of whatshisname is -. Anyway Norman, just call me Phil. How do YOU spell Dr. Seuss?
Norman: I'm sure it's a pleasure to meet you Dr. Losifer.
Dr. Losifer: Norman, any friend of whatshisname is -. Anyway Norman, just call me Phil. How do YOU spell Dr. Seuss?
by Guru Voodoo October 19, 2010
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You have to be facting kidding me. I am NOT that lily white baby's baby daddy. No facting way Jocelyn. No. Fatherfacting. Way.
by Guru Voodoo April 13, 2015
Get the facting mug.Ray Bob : So even though Bobby Jo left you for your father for 6 years and she had 4 kids with him, you're still taking her - and your new brothers and sisters back? That's idiotsyncratic, dude, no one but you could make that move.
Jay Bob: Thanks Ray Bob, I knew you'd back me up.
Jay Bob: Thanks Ray Bob, I knew you'd back me up.
by Guru Voodoo August 2, 2010
Get the idiotsyncratic mug.in basketball, an alley-oop from close range. Usually a set play that doesn't rely, like most alley-oops, on opportunity and eye-contact.
1. Coach: Okay there's 8 seconds left on the shot clock, 21 on the game clock and we're up by one. Let's play the percentages and run the mini-oop to Sammy. If it's not open Dre, keep on going through the lane and look for Lou or Dregou on the weakside for the medium jumper.
2. "Yeah man, BayBay gave me a mini-oop and picked up my new monitor on his way home from work."
2. "Yeah man, BayBay gave me a mini-oop and picked up my new monitor on his way home from work."
by Guru Voodoo January 9, 2009
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by Guru Voodoo April 13, 2010
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Did anybody see how scaredish and agimatated Dave Letterman looked after M.I.A. did "Paper Planes" on his show? Klassick.
by Guru Voodoo January 3, 2009
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