Definitions by Guru Voodoo
the very last thing I'll forget
TV Baby : Did you hear about (insert name of least favourite untalented Hollywood twitterati)?
Kid Kerouac : No, not just, yet. I'm sure it'll be the very last thing I'll forget. Wait though, I'm just gonna check on the bicycles; you can tell me when I get back. (Disappears forever)
Kid Kerouac : No, not just, yet. I'm sure it'll be the very last thing I'll forget. Wait though, I'm just gonna check on the bicycles; you can tell me when I get back. (Disappears forever)
the very last thing I'll forget by Guru Voodoo October 20, 2010
Dr. Suess
feigned slip of the tongue, used to introduce people with doctorates who you, personally, don't rate.
Harvey: Norman, I'd like you to meet my esteemed colleague, Dr. Suess - I mean - Dr. Losifer.
Norman: I'm sure it's a pleasure to meet you Dr. Losifer.
Dr. Losifer: Norman, any friend of whatshisname is -. Anyway Norman, just call me Phil. How do YOU spell Dr. Seuss?
Norman: I'm sure it's a pleasure to meet you Dr. Losifer.
Dr. Losifer: Norman, any friend of whatshisname is -. Anyway Norman, just call me Phil. How do YOU spell Dr. Seuss?
Dr. Suess by Guru Voodoo October 19, 2010
bakes my sweet potato
1. That girl LaWanda? Bakes-my-sweet-POTATO, bro!
2. Okay people, the Aussie Dollars are in the Nugan Hand account and the fallguys are none the factin' wiser. That bakes my sweet potato. Time to disappear. Get your respesctive "mysterious puffs of smoke" on and I'll see those of you who haven't died or been squashed, in Afghanistan, in 40 years or so. Thanks.
2. Okay people, the Aussie Dollars are in the Nugan Hand account and the fallguys are none the factin' wiser. That bakes my sweet potato. Time to disappear. Get your respesctive "mysterious puffs of smoke" on and I'll see those of you who haven't died or been squashed, in Afghanistan, in 40 years or so. Thanks.
bakes my sweet potato by Guru Voodoo October 16, 2010
idiotsyncratic
Ray Bob : So even though Bobby Jo left you for your father for 6 years and she had 4 kids with him, you're still taking her - and your new brothers and sisters back? That's idiotsyncratic, dude, no one but you could make that move.
Jay Bob: Thanks Ray Bob, I knew you'd back me up.
Jay Bob: Thanks Ray Bob, I knew you'd back me up.
idiotsyncratic by Guru Voodoo August 2, 2010
part-time sick partial
1. to have a strong interest, initially (or in the initial stages), in someone or something
2. to be absolutely crazy for, totally desirous of, or utterly devoted to someone or something
* (in some areas, and amongst some demographic and age groups, the words "mad" or "crazy" may be substituted for the word "sick")
2. to be absolutely crazy for, totally desirous of, or utterly devoted to someone or something
* (in some areas, and amongst some demographic and age groups, the words "mad" or "crazy" may be substituted for the word "sick")
1. Bob : So dude. How's it going with that femme you met at the Gorilla Room Friday night? What's her name? Diana? Cassandra? Yolanda?
Rob : Diana. Yeah bro, have to say - I'm part-time sick partial to some Diana. We spent Friday night and most of Saturday and Sunday intertwined serpentine, up on my king single and things. Haven't been to her place yet though. Remember that woman I met at your brother's wedding who only listened to musicals?
2. Hipster1 : Something inside me died when they broke up. Nothing, like, mortal or fatal, but definitely something.
Hipster2 : Yeah, I used to listen to Out Hud when they were together, too. Seriously part-time sick partial to the S.T.R.E.E.T. D.A.D. release, I think it was on Kranky. They were the best, Out Hud.
Rob : Diana. Yeah bro, have to say - I'm part-time sick partial to some Diana. We spent Friday night and most of Saturday and Sunday intertwined serpentine, up on my king single and things. Haven't been to her place yet though. Remember that woman I met at your brother's wedding who only listened to musicals?
2. Hipster1 : Something inside me died when they broke up. Nothing, like, mortal or fatal, but definitely something.
Hipster2 : Yeah, I used to listen to Out Hud when they were together, too. Seriously part-time sick partial to the S.T.R.E.E.T. D.A.D. release, I think it was on Kranky. They were the best, Out Hud.
part-time sick partial by Guru Voodoo May 5, 2010
hempterruption
Hey, that's the third time you've called for a hempterruption dude! We'll never complete the Quest for the Living Spittle!
hempterruption by Guru Voodoo April 13, 2010
word to your mother
1. "You can tell that to your mother and she'll agree."
2. In a pejorative or negative sense, "Go tell your mother what I said, so she can set your ass straight, before I have to put a foot in it."
2. In a pejorative or negative sense, "Go tell your mother what I said, so she can set your ass straight, before I have to put a foot in it."
1. Your shorty is sho' 'nuff fine, dog, word to your mother!
2. Word to your knock-kneed, bald-headed, barefoot granny, cuz, if you don't stop eyeballin' my wife, I'm'a close them shits forever.
2. Word to your knock-kneed, bald-headed, barefoot granny, cuz, if you don't stop eyeballin' my wife, I'm'a close them shits forever.
word to your mother by Guru Voodoo January 7, 2010