A sarcastic phrase that originated in a Steam review for Call of Duty Black Ops 3, when a game loads so slowly to the point where you assume someone who can't even run (Stephen Hawking) is faster than the loading time of the game.
John waited for his new game to load, and the game's loading time said it would finish in 3 days.
John: (Writing a negative review) Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.
by GunnyMan4 September 14, 2016
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Franklin Clinton

One of the three protagonists in Grand Theft Auto V. He's black, and used to live in the hood as a Families member with his aunt, and later moved to Vinewood Hills.

He's willing to find ways to wealth, and there are things that seem to be unintentionally racist.
First of all, he's the only one that knows how to pick a lock of a car.
Also, He's the only one who can't play tennis.
He sometimes hangs around with Lamar and does heists with Michael and Trevor.
Franklin Clinton has the option to kill off Michael, Trevor, or choose The Deathwish Ending.
by GunnyMan4 July 19, 2016
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truth

Word that is the opposite of a lie. But according to Huey from The Boondocks, the truth is that Jesus is black, Ronald Reagan is the Devil, and the (US) government has been lying to us about 9/11.
Huey: Jesus is black, Ronald Reagan is the Devil, and the government has been lying to us about 9/11.
Granddad: (Wakes him up from his dream) Huey, how many times did I tell you to not even DREAM about tellin' white people the truth?
by GunnyMan4 March 29, 2017
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Mobile Strike

The people that made this game probably spend more money on their shitty advertisements than the actual game itself.
Mobile Strike is bad in general. In fact, I've been to funerals more fun than it.
by GunnyMan4 October 10, 2016
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Lemon fanfic

When a super-perverted fangirl of anime/manga thinks it's "cute and adorable" to write a fanfic about their favorite characters having sex with each other in the most graphic way possible.
Guy: What are you reading?

Perverted fangirl: I think it's cute reading about them have sex with each other!

Guy: WTF man?! Why are you reading a lemon fanfic?

Pereverted fangirl: STFU, the author worked hard on this story, can't you see?

Guy: I've lost faith in humanity.
by GunnyMan4 August 20, 2016
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Garfield-ass cat

When you or your friend has a big, obese orange tabby cat with a huge appetite.
"Dude, you have a big, Garfield-ass cat!"
by GunnyMan4 December 01, 2016
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Daffy Duck

While Disney has Donald for their duck character, Warner Bros. decided to make a cousin for him, and thus Daffy Duck was born.
by GunnyMan4 August 04, 2016
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