GunnyMan4's definitions

Mobile Strike

The people that made this game probably spend more money on their shitty advertisements than the actual game itself.

Mobile Strike is bad in general. In fact, I've been to funerals more fun than it.

by GunnyMan4 October 10, 2016

Garfield-ass cat

When you or your friend has a big, obese orange tabby cat with a huge appetite.

"Dude, you have a big, Garfield-ass cat!"

by GunnyMan4 December 1, 2016

Lemon fanfic

When a super-perverted fangirl of anime/manga thinks it's "cute and adorable" to write a fanfic about their favorite characters having sex with each other in the most graphic way possible.

Guy: What are you reading?

Perverted fangirl: I think it's cute reading about them have sex with each other!

Guy: WTF man?! Why are you reading a lemon fanfic?

Pereverted fangirl: STFU, the author worked hard on this story, can't you see?

Guy: I've lost faith in humanity.

by GunnyMan4 August 20, 2016

Screamer Link

A website link that if opened, an extremely scary image will appear along with a bloodcurdling scream, and the picture will often flash, and it will continue unless the scared person closes the tab. Often used for pranks and jokes by many people.

My friend once linked me something, and me not knowing it was a screamer link, I freaked the fuck out.

by GunnyMan4 September 5, 2016

Daffy Duck

Donald Duck's black cousin

While Disney has Donald for their duck character, Warner Bros. decided to make a cousin for him, and thus Daffy Duck was born.

by GunnyMan4 August 4, 2016

Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.

A sarcastic phrase that originated in a Steam review for Call of Duty Black Ops 3, when a game loads so slowly to the point where you assume someone who can't even run (Stephen Hawking) is faster than the loading time of the game.

John waited for his new game to load, and the game's loading time said it would finish in 3 days.
John: (Writing a negative review) Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.

by GunnyMan4 September 14, 2016

Did you steal your license?

A sarcastic phrase when somebody on the road drives so recklessly that you assume they stole their driver's license from someone.

A car drives at 100 mph on a highway and crashes a nearby car.
Guy with wrecked car: Did you steal your license?!

by GunnyMan4 August 17, 2016