Gumba Gumba's definitions

monaro

A crappy looking car that looks like it was made in the twenties.

HAHA! That guy is driving a Monaro.

by Gumba Gumba April 4, 2004

cannibal corpse

Death metal band who have created a following largely based on their offensive lyrics and gross-out topics.

Compared to some other death metal, not that bad. Lyrics of interes include meathook sodomy and necropdeophile

your mouth is dirtier than cannibal corpse

by Gumba Gumba February 20, 2004

im

1) (n.) "Instant messanger"


A programme, usually downloadable for free, that allows people to chat in real-time. Many have integrated features such as file sending, two player games, pictures and drawing boards. They are basically an evolution of electronic mail that allows people to get closer to each other. The most popular IM programmes are aim, msn messanger, yahoo IM and icq

2) To use 1) to contact another user of IM's.

3) Mis-spelling of I'm.

1) I need to get a better IM

2) IM me tonight.

3) OMG IM GAY!!!!!111!2!ONE

by Gumba Gumba February 28, 2004

yoko

See Yoko Ono. Second wife of John Lennon and said to be the cause of the break-up of the Beatles when in fact she just happened to be there. See Yoko syndrome

Yoko looks strange.

by Gumba Gumba February 24, 2004

parallelogram

A word that only appears int he lyrics to one song- Motörhead by hawkwind, and then again by Motörhead.

Fourth day, five day marathon,
We're moving like a parallelogram
Don't move, the morning's not a pretty sight
I guess I'll see you all on the ice
I should be tired and all I am is wired
ain't felt this good for an hour
Motorhead, remember me now,
Motorhead, all night...

by Gumba Gumba August 3, 2004

spend a penny

To urinate in a shop's sanitation facilities, which origianlly cost a penny.

What if I don't have a penny? Do I just piss my pants?

by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004

irrelevant

99.9% of the results you get from ask jeeves.

I asked jeeves about jaguar maintainance and it gave me seven pages of irrelevant websites about the importance of properly mucking out animals, reasons to buy a big cat, reasosn not to buy endangered, non-domestic or dangerous species, fanboy webpages on 1993 computers, and finally, at the seventh page; a link to jaguar.com, which only told me about formula 1 racing and buying new cars.

by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004