Definitions by Gumba Gumba

TVR 

British hand-built ultra-violent speed machines that use their light weight and phenomenal power to attain blistering speeds. Unlike other performace machines, these were not designed for the road. Racing, whether quarter mile or track, this will blaze a trail ahead of all but the track-based vehicles. Forget your lame 'vette (porsche power and crap car at normal prices), this is supercar at BMW price.


To outrun one of these violently-delightful little fuckers, you'll either need a kit car like a westfield, or a high-spec sports car, like a decent ferrari or, for the Cerbera speed 12, a 200mph+ supercar (ie McLaren F1, Jaguar XJ220, Ferrari enzo or similar vehicle)



Apparantly, TVR is short for trevor.

Muscle car fan#1: Wow, that tuscan is beautiful. You think we should sell our old, crappy muscle cars and get something like that?

Muscle car fan#2: Why ya hf ta go saying thins lak thayat? We sure is mighty happy with our ugly-ass, slow, thirsty cars.

TVR by Gumba Gumba March 21, 2004

dood 

An exagggggerrrrration of dude often used in conjucntion with other exaggerated words. Quite likely, this pronounciation is assocciated with stoners.

dood, we go keel dat beeyatch

dood by Gumba Gumba March 20, 2004

xjs 

Jaguar Xjs- a coupé that has mechanics any lame muscle car wants.

The XJS won easy because the corvette's wheels fell off, the mustang's engine blew up and the GTO crawled along at 30mph.

xjs by Gumba Gumba March 19, 2004

sweedish 

1) Something of Sweeden

2) A setting liek the stereotypical sweeden

6ft 4 naked blonde chicks playing in the snow is a very "sweedish" thing.

sweedish by Gumba Gumba March 19, 2004

german efficiency 

Refering to mechanical produce of post-war Germany. Due to the low wages at that time, and no shortage of skilled workers, west Germany gained a solid reputation for outstanding quality of products at a reasonable price. Today, many people swear by german efficiency, and refuse to buy inferior products from anywhere but.

Mercedes-Benz , bmw, bosch, phillips, porsche, German engineers.

german efficiency by Gumba Gumba March 19, 2004

sweeden

Northern European Country that is covered in snow and tall people. Naked tall people. Naked blonde tall women.

wooohoooo! We're going to eat fish in sweeden! wtfwtfwtf?

sweeden by Gumba Gumba March 19, 2004

blarney stone 

A rock hanging over the side of some irish castle, that people go and kiss.

Gis Kiss me blarney stone.

blarney stone by Gumba Gumba March 19, 2004