Gumba Gumba's definitions
by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004
Get the klansmenmug. When a woman (or sometimes man) fake an orgasm in order to make the partner think they are a sex god/dess.
by Gumba Gumba March 16, 2004
Get the faking itmug. Otto Eduard Leopold Fürst von Bismarck
aka the Iron Chancellor.
Prussian prime minister who managed to join with Germany and appoint himself Chancellor. Strongly conservative, aristorcratic leader who , while supressing democratic groups, created old age pensions and accident health-care insurance, the first to take such steps to the extent he did.
Through wars and propaganda, Bismarck managed to unite with Germany creating a very powerful nation that defeated France. Kaiser Willhelm II ascended the throne in 1890, and Bismarck's political enemies were gaining ground on him. He resigned and died in 1898, not long enough to see Kaiser Willhelm undo his work with world war I.
Both Bismarck, North Dakota and the infamous battleship were named in his honour.
In preparation for World War II, a 42,600 ton displacement battleship Called Bismarck was created.
Bismarck was a fearsome vessel that faced the British navy's Hood and Prince of Wales, sinking the Hood.
Enraged at the sinking of this major battleship, the British Navy sent a large number of battleships after the Bismarck, and when aircraft carrier victorious got within range, it launched its attack with a torpedo plane. The Bismarck survived.
When aircraft carrier Ark Royal caught up with the Bismarck, she torpedo'd the rudder, turning the feared battleship into a sitting target, which was bombarded by a number of ships until it was inevitable she would lose. Over 300 shells and 6 torpedos had hit the Bismarck, before the crew sunk it themselves to avoid the British gaining control. Only a fraction of the crew surivived.
The wreckage was dicovered and examined in the 1980's.
aka the Iron Chancellor.
Prussian prime minister who managed to join with Germany and appoint himself Chancellor. Strongly conservative, aristorcratic leader who , while supressing democratic groups, created old age pensions and accident health-care insurance, the first to take such steps to the extent he did.
Through wars and propaganda, Bismarck managed to unite with Germany creating a very powerful nation that defeated France. Kaiser Willhelm II ascended the throne in 1890, and Bismarck's political enemies were gaining ground on him. He resigned and died in 1898, not long enough to see Kaiser Willhelm undo his work with world war I.
Both Bismarck, North Dakota and the infamous battleship were named in his honour.
In preparation for World War II, a 42,600 ton displacement battleship Called Bismarck was created.
Bismarck was a fearsome vessel that faced the British navy's Hood and Prince of Wales, sinking the Hood.
Enraged at the sinking of this major battleship, the British Navy sent a large number of battleships after the Bismarck, and when aircraft carrier victorious got within range, it launched its attack with a torpedo plane. The Bismarck survived.
When aircraft carrier Ark Royal caught up with the Bismarck, she torpedo'd the rudder, turning the feared battleship into a sitting target, which was bombarded by a number of ships until it was inevitable she would lose. Over 300 shells and 6 torpedos had hit the Bismarck, before the crew sunk it themselves to avoid the British gaining control. Only a fraction of the crew surivived.
The wreckage was dicovered and examined in the 1980's.
Today, a bismarck can refer to something which will fare very poorly, ie to sink.
That race car is a bismarck.
That horse is a bismarck, bet on another.
That band will bismarck.
That race car is a bismarck.
That horse is a bismarck, bet on another.
That band will bismarck.
by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004
Get the Bismarckmug. Lindseys' airwolf humming stopped when someone farted. She wasn't quick enough to hit the window button by the time the replosions started.
by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004
Get the Replodemug. The little bastards of joy were setting fireworks off until two in the morning and throwing balls into my garden so I took them to thier milf and said I'd spank them hard unless I got something for my mental anguish. After putting them to bed, Victoria dropped my jeans and blew me, allowing me to deposit a sweet load of man milk into her mouth.
by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004
Get the little bastards of joymug. Scwarzenegger action movie in which a group of commandoes must take on a seemingly invincible alien, drawn to violence.
by Gumba Gumba March 1, 2004
Get the predatormug. Someone, usually a non-homosexual teenage male, interested in comparing the size of his penis with anothers, who keeps looking at superior specimens.
by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004
Get the cock-watchermug.