Gumba Gumba's definitions

bollocking

1) Castration (Also, de-bollocking)

2) Legnthy series of verbal put-downs.

I hate bollockings.

by Gumba Gumba March 3, 2004

pussy wagon

A car that helps male owners impress females a lot.

"It's a real pussy wagon.... GREASE LIGHTENING!" - John Travolta

by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004

bring your hemorrhoids

Challenge with the same aim as bring your shit that makes light of the state of the opponents' health by implying an embarrasing condition. See also bring it and terms of address.

Bring your hemorrhoids over here!

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

sheepshagger

Put-down given to someone or peoples that live in the wilderness where there are mroe sheep than people.

See wales.

AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH.... sheepshaggers!

by Gumba Gumba March 21, 2004

saint peter

Simon, renamed Peter (latin for rock or something, him being the rock of christianity). The first Pope.

Saint Peter rhymes with shoe eater

by Gumba Gumba March 17, 2004

MI5

5th section of military intelligence.


British data gathering security service. Mainly concerned with internal affairs, as opposed to more field active MI6 (Think James Bond) which follows foreign affairs.

MI5 concern themselves with internal affairs and counter-espionage

by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004

china plate

n. Cockney rhyming slang for "mate". A chum, firend.

"Jesus an' is twelve china's" -From "the bible in cockney (well, part of it)"

by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004