Gumba Gumba's definitions

hogs of war

(n.) A late nineties playstation game which was really a 3D take on worms. Very good and funny, considered to be the best turn based strategy of the last century by some, despite poor multiplayer and near-impossible last level that took ages to complete since *HINT* you have to hide one pig while the rest sacrifice themselves to gas the legends.

hogs of war pwned

by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004

j00

A nice way for the anti-semites to get away with saying shit, while prenteding they were dissing you as a person

Adolfgurl: j00 suck nose-cock

Jewishguy76: Stop the racism, nazi girl, before I gun-rape you.

Adolfgurl: j00 = you.

by Gumba Gumba April 11, 2004

individual

American High-schooler idea. Being "Individual" Is all about moronicly blaming the government and jocks for all your troubles. Individuals are weak-willed lemmings as seen in any lame teen movies.


When they are old enough to pay taxes, they will, because they are too weak to say no. Hahahahaha!


Of course, these people are not limited to the USA, but this term probably origianated there.

The guy wearing black nail-polish and whining about the governments and big corporations think's he/she is individual.

by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

irrelevant

99.9% of the results you get from ask jeeves.

I asked jeeves about jaguar maintainance and it gave me seven pages of irrelevant websites about the importance of properly mucking out animals, reasons to buy a big cat, reasosn not to buy endangered, non-domestic or dangerous species, fanboy webpages on 1993 computers, and finally, at the seventh page; a link to jaguar.com, which only told me about formula 1 racing and buying new cars.

by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004

spend a penny

To urinate in a shop's sanitation facilities, which origianlly cost a penny.

What if I don't have a penny? Do I just piss my pants?

by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004

little bastards of joy

(n.) Children belonging to someone else that annoy you, Particularly neighbouring childer.

The little bastards of joy were setting fireworks off until two in the morning and throwing balls into my garden so I took them to thier milf and said I'd spank them hard unless I got something for my mental anguish. After putting them to bed, Victoria dropped my jeans and blew me, allowing me to deposit a sweet load of man milk into her mouth.

by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004

cock-watcher

Someone, usually a non-homosexual teenage male, interested in comparing the size of his penis with anothers, who keeps looking at superior specimens.

That guy was staring at my one-eyed-monster for twenty seconds in the showers. He's a cock-watcher!

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004