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Definitions by Gumba Gumba

The organization internet domain. Often, these websites are full of bullshit opinions and incomparable statistics pulled out of someone's buttocks.
I bet there is a www.kukluxklan.org
.org by Gumba Gumba April 11, 2004
A nice way for the anti-semites to get away with saying shit, while prenteding they were dissing you as a person
Adolfgurl: j00 suck nose-cock

Jewishguy76: Stop the racism, nazi girl, before I gun-rape you.

Adolfgurl: j00 = you.
j00 by Gumba Gumba April 11, 2004

my learned friend 

In a British court of law, the free/hired legal representation. Often used to point out discrepancies between what the representation said and what the evidence or testimony claimed.

Can be used for defence or prosecution lawyers.
Your honour, you may be so kind to notice that my learned friend made several incorrect assumptions early in this case, and based on her uncertainty over these matters, that what she said be stricken from the record.

Def Leapord 

moot!nessie bastard donkey suckoff part two
Def Leapord by Gumba Gumba April 11, 2004

my two cents 

Meaning

"I have just thrown in my opinion on racism/abortion/gun control/women's rights, there is a good chance you think it is biased, so when you tear it apart, please be kind, and don't go OTT, please!"
I'm pro life and choose to kill abortion doctors to save the lives of kids, so their mothers can hate and beat them. I think abortion is bad. That is my two cents.*

*Edited for clarity and conciseness.
my two cents by Gumba Gumba April 11, 2004

Britflick 

A piece of cinema made in the united kingdom for the British public. Features uniqely british humour.
James Bond movies, while not the most obvious contenders, are britflicks.
Britflick by Gumba Gumba April 11, 2004

gun-rape 

To put a gun in the orifice of a person intimidated by you waving it in ther face. This is often followed by rape
I'm going to gun-rape anyone who wants a piece of me and the "Dirty Harry".
gun-rape by Gumba Gumba April 11, 2004