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Chelski

What English Premier league club chelsea have become known as since Roman Abramovich, a russian valued at over £7,000,000,000 took them over and gave them £100,000,000 to buy players over the summer of 2003.
Vee go to lundoon tu si chelski play fore vee get the drunk.
by Gumba Gumba May 22, 2004
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bukake

In fuedal Japan, adulterous women were taken by thier fathers down to the beaches and buried up to thier necks in sand. Local youths would then take thier turn to force her to perform fellatio on them, punching her in the face should she resist/bite.


She would be left on the beach overnight, and be totally cumfaced by morning. Over the night, the father would arrange for an authority figure such as a policeman to come and check on her in the morning. Usually, the young womans head would be cut off with a few swipes of a sword. Should she beg for mercy, then a FGM will be performed on her, so that she should not be unfaithful again. Sometimes, a watchman will stand with her during bukake to twist her nose in order to make her swallow the seminal fluid.


Todays' pornography term is a watered-down version without any violence. It consists of a group of men dancing around a woman who gives them each a blowjob, often two at a time.
Changes in the law and turning a blinf eye to murder have made sure bukake is not the violent face-rape tradition that continued well into the twentieth century. Illegally, you will still find some girls buried on asian beaches in a form of bukake, although they are less likely to be killed afterwards.
by Gumba Gumba May 23, 2004
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dumpster diving

1) breaking and entering with intent to steal for people who cannot do it

2) where your stolen goods came from should a cop ask
Nice Computer/ ferrari/ nasa space rocket, where'd ya get it? Someone stole one last week from the computer store/ferrari showroom/ rocket luanch.


dumpster diving!
by Gumba Gumba May 23, 2004
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the lynx effect

Smelling so good that females will take your every whim as command, achieved by spraying oneself with a deodorant named lynx, or axe in central europe, manufactured by Fabergé Paris or Fabergé Ireland. Wow, Ireland makes it sound soooo appealing.
"all your fine bitches are belong to us"
by Gumba Gumba May 23, 2004
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gear head

(n.) A person who is extremely interested in the mechanics of vehicles, particularly motorcycles and improving acceleration.
Tom G is such a gear head; all he ever talks about is his fucking bike.
by Gumba Gumba May 23, 2004
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piston head

(n.) One who is very interested in the mechanics of vehicles, particularly luxury or sports cars. Similar to a gear head
The only thing more boring than a piston head is a gear head
by Gumba Gumba May 23, 2004
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gobbledegook

(v.) To eat a vietnamese person. An act of asian canabalism.
Oh yes sir, I gobble the gook every other day!
by Gumba Gumba May 23, 2004
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