Definitions by Gumba Gumba

six by six

thirty six. As seen in over-used dry humour attempts on this website.

teacher: what is six by six?


Student: twenty five

six by six by Gumba Gumba June 6, 2004

walrus 

•Sitting on a cornflake

•Corporation T-shirt


•Stupid bloody tuesady

I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob!

walrus by Gumba Gumba June 6, 2004

coo-coo kachoo 

I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob

Stupid bloody Tuesday

coo-coo kachoo by Gumba Gumba June 6, 2004

I'm hot and the bitches are getting cold 

An alternative to saying 'hurry up and get ready' when preparing for a night out, that will end in sex with waiting females. Said between males, or jokingly from a female to a male.

Dan: Where's my shoes?
James: Over there, speed the fuck up!
Dan: When we brew the grolch
James: This isn't a fucking beer commercial.
Dan: You can't rush these things gentlemen. We leave it to chill, for a fuller tase.
James fuck your chill, I'm hot and the bitches are getting cold.
Dan: READY!

I'm hot and the bitches are getting cold by Gumba Gumba June 6, 2004

lord of the flies

Choir boys hating on a fat kid.

oooh, ohh, oooh lard of the pies.

lord of the flies by Gumba Gumba June 4, 2004

d'oh 

Did you know that d'oh appears in written form in only two simpsons episodes?

That one where homer has a dream and there's a talking coyote


The one where homer has his mouf shut. k thanks.

d'oh by Gumba Gumba June 4, 2004

custom and tradition 

(n.) What has been done for a very long time, although rarely recorded. Custom and tradition can often over-rule statute law.

An example of custom and tradition is leaving newspapers outside a newsagents' in the early morning, allowing them to be taken by passers by. The delivery company does not have to change its' ways legally because ti falls under custom and tradition, and this practice dates back to the first instances of newspapers in the western world.

custom and tradition by Gumba Gumba June 3, 2004