Simile putting an emphasis on the author's need to have some form of intercourse. A motherfucker is one who has sex with his mother, and the author is in such an aroused state that he could have intercourse with even his own mother.
by Gumba Gumba April 06, 2004
Vengeance 2, the rocket developed by the German military during world war two. Due to the fact it cost the same to luanch 20 V1's as it did one V2, they were muched feared, especially in London which was a primary target for attack. At one point, the entire population of London was considered to be evacuated. For the sake of avoiding panic, Churchill kept what the public knew to a minimum. The V2 was eventually decided to be equipped with more dangerous materials, namely, nuclear. By the time this was possible, allied forces had pushed forward into germany and the remaining luanch sites were out of the maximum range for the V2, deeming it useless.
by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004
TV Talent show for singers with little or no longevity in their career after being awarded a contract. An easy way to get a record contract while making a bunch of rich peeps a lot fo money.
After convincing the British public that they'll watch any old shit with pop idol, Simon Cowell sailed the atlantic to the crap-tv-with-high-ratings heaven that is the United States of America. With five times the audience, he was able to rake in five times the revenue. But due to the American publics willingness to indulge in this shit (I'll admit after watching a total of ten minutes of this, and 20 of the origianal, american idol was slightly better), he made ten times that amount. This was also due to selling off the rights to all manor of countries around the world.
After convincing the British public that they'll watch any old shit with pop idol, Simon Cowell sailed the atlantic to the crap-tv-with-high-ratings heaven that is the United States of America. With five times the audience, he was able to rake in five times the revenue. But due to the American publics willingness to indulge in this shit (I'll admit after watching a total of ten minutes of this, and 20 of the origianal, american idol was slightly better), he made ten times that amount. This was also due to selling off the rights to all manor of countries around the world.
If he didn't do american Idol, Simon would be stuck with nothing more than a London pad and his Aston Martin. Because of American Idol, he's got a bunch of other stuff too.
by Gumba Gumba March 27, 2004
Luxury, in-house-out-house to BMW. Similar to AMG (Mercedes-Benz), Lister (Various), Tickford (Aston Martin), TWR (Jaguar mainly).
by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004
If the tubcat guestbook goes back to June last year you may just see where i flooded it under the name KUngFUjeSUs
by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004
Are you drilling for oil?
by Gumba Gumba April 04, 2004
A false term used mainly in a court of law or in government owned scientific research into weapons that describes a "weapon" not used to directly kill. Unfortunately/Fortunately, there is no such thing.
Nerd/Government official: This dusty stuff knocks out all of an area's electricity supply, resulting in no deaths. Not one death can be directly attributed to this.
Gumba: *grabs the stuff and stabs the nerd/official through the eye, piecing his brain and killing him*
You can't arrest me, he said it himself. No death will ever be attributed to this weapon.
Gumba: *grabs the stuff and stabs the nerd/official through the eye, piecing his brain and killing him*
You can't arrest me, he said it himself. No death will ever be attributed to this weapon.
by Gumba Gumba April 07, 2004