Gumba Gumba's definitions

fucking and sucking

Most commonly found in amatuer pornography, fucking and sucking refers to penetration of all holes (or just two, there can simply be anal, or simply vaginal).


basically, the male pornstar gets pussy or ass, then finishes by getting blown. Often, the female is left cumfaced.


Besides fethishes, fucking and sucking is the most rewarding (monetarily) pornography.

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by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004

You and your hemorrhoids

A derogative term to address the party to which you speak. It implies that the subject- that is, your fellow converser- is suffering from a nasty medical condition. For multiple, see you and your sluts

You and your hemorrhoids better get the fuck outta my face before I ream your ass!

by Gumba Gumba February 26, 2004

waste of time, money and over all a big pice of over ra ted crap

Something that one must spend mucho dinero on, only to be continually frustrated by it. Like aol.

aol is teh suck.

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

cyber

Cyber-sex. Online roleplaying mimicking sexual intercourse.

She wants to cyber with that loner

by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004

sad

1) Unhappy

2) Of a miserable state and unenviable lifestyle.

3) Acronym.

Seasonal
Adjustment
Disorder

Medical condition pulled out of the ass of a phyciatrist as an excuse for bad parenting, without saying it.

Little tommy isn't doing shit in school because he has SAD. He does not like daylight savings bullshit, and therefore, spends his time in school beating off to his teacher's fine ass.

by Gumba Gumba April 6, 2004

toboggan

Sexual act where the "butch" isgiving some to the "bitch" from behind while near a slope. The butch will then knock her arms away to 'ride' him/her down slope. If the bitch is sitting on the butch, and his back is near the slope, he/she may push him back to ride.

oh yeah... that's good *punch*


wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

sunk my battleship

"...You sunk my battleship..." is often used as an expression of defeat, or acceptance that the opponent is harder to defend against than percieved to be at first encounter.

Gaytalk moderator: You sunk my battleship!
Gaytalk moderator: You sunk my battleship!
Gaytalk moderator: You sunk my battleship!
Gaytalk moderator: You sunk my battleship!

Gaytalk moderator loses!

Comrade Gumba: all your base...

by Gumba Gumba December 22, 2006