Gumba Gumba's definitions

firing blanks

(v.) Shooting a gun loaded with 'blank' rounds that create smoke and noise, but bear no fruit from the barrel.


(v.) Ejaculating/shooting a penis which is impotent (the seminal fluid cannot contain sperm, hence it is 'blank'). After the owner of the penis going through the motions and making noise no fruit is born of the barrel.

His gun was firing blanks (weaponry)



His ...gun.... was firing blanks (sexual connotation)

by Gumba Gumba June 1, 2004

zion

A place of spiritual enlightenment.

Gettin' closer to zion.

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

Volkswagen

German car manufacturer dissed by people who drive burn-out race models with shitty handling and need way too much maintainance.

vw's are cool

by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

motorhead

Band led by metal legend "Lemmy".


Origianally called bastard.


Songs of interest include ace of spades, deaf forever and orgasmatron

Motörhead are excellent.

by Gumba Gumba February 20, 2004

graham norton

What all gay guys should aspire to be. Well, him or Freddy Mercury.

Queen Latifa- queen by name


Graham Norton- Queen by Nature


----from v. graham norton

by Gumba Gumba March 17, 2004

the lynx effect

Smelling so good that females will take your every whim as command, achieved by spraying oneself with a deodorant named lynx, or axe in central europe, manufactured by Fabergé Paris or Fabergé Ireland. Wow, Ireland makes it sound soooo appealing.

"all your fine bitches are belong to us"

by Gumba Gumba May 23, 2004

zig

The spaceship that one assumed control of in zero-wing. Moved for great justice and phine pussy.

Move "Zig".

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004