Definitions by Gumba Gumba
skoda
Czech car that obtained a really poor image in the sixties, seveties and eighties for its basic production and nasty little engines. Possibly one of the worst cars ever. For some reason, Volkswagen bought them out, and made them a lot better.
skoda by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004
Volkswagen
German car manufacturer dissed by people who drive burn-out race models with shitty handling and need way too much maintainance.
Volkswagen by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004
vette
Shortened name for the Corvette. One of the few american cars that has any sort of overseas fanbase. Contrary to what many ignorant 'vette fans think, it is no-where near the same league as european uber-brans such as Ferrari, Porsche or even many beamers or benz'.
While it may go fast in a straight line, look like a shark, and help one to get blown, it is still crap.
Being that it is an american sports car, it suffers from "suspionus americanas sportas". Due to a lack of suspension, it gives a terrible ride (your spine will be totally destroyed within a year of buying it), rattles like an old man getting out of bed, and steers like, well, an american car. Due to the fact this was designed for racing in the broad streets of the good ol' USA, it sucks as a REAL race car, and on the narrower hills of europe, would probably get owned by a mini cooper.
Apparantly prone to malfunction.
While it may go fast in a straight line, look like a shark, and help one to get blown, it is still crap.
Being that it is an american sports car, it suffers from "suspionus americanas sportas". Due to a lack of suspension, it gives a terrible ride (your spine will be totally destroyed within a year of buying it), rattles like an old man getting out of bed, and steers like, well, an american car. Due to the fact this was designed for racing in the broad streets of the good ol' USA, it sucks as a REAL race car, and on the narrower hills of europe, would probably get owned by a mini cooper.
Apparantly prone to malfunction.
vette by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004
kung pow
The best parody movie EVAR.
The best ventriliquists in a movie EVAR
I'm watching it right now. Anyone who says it sucks is retarded.
The best ventriliquists in a movie EVAR
I'm watching it right now. Anyone who says it sucks is retarded.
"You go that way, I'll go home"
"I've CHOSEN the large tub"
"What time is it?".. "Hammer time!"
" I swing a bit more"
"I swing a bit less"
"Beware his song about big butts, he beats you up while he plays it"
"nnnyyyyaaahhhh, tiger, tiger tiger. Bird. Birdie nyaah, birdie"
"I've CHOSEN the large tub"
"What time is it?".. "Hammer time!"
" I swing a bit more"
"I swing a bit less"
"Beware his song about big butts, he beats you up while he plays it"
"nnnyyyyaaahhhh, tiger, tiger tiger. Bird. Birdie nyaah, birdie"
kung pow by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004
bruce lee
Philopher and martial artist. Founder of JKD. The first asian man to make it big in hollywood, despite his fame coming after his death. Contrary to the belief of a few idiots, he was actually a real-life fighter. However, his actual fighting style was more upright than the movie style he performed. He also took quite a few hits and wouldn't take on hundreds of people at once.
bruce lee by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004
mortal kombat
Series of 2d side-scrolling Fighting games released on a number of platforms.
Famed for violent deaths for the losing fighter, unrealistic yet interesting and origianal moves, seemingly unlimited ways of killing your opponent and a fantastic multiplayer.
Shit movies.
Famed for violent deaths for the losing fighter, unrealistic yet interesting and origianal moves, seemingly unlimited ways of killing your opponent and a fantastic multiplayer.
Shit movies.
mortal kombat by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004