clown pocket

Refering to (generally in a male) an anus that has been widened by constant buggery. Usually a clown pocket belongs to a victim of anal rape. The name comes from the severe wideness of it being likened to that of a clown's pocket.
You got an asshole the size of a clown's pocket.
by Gumba Gumba February 23, 2004
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fuckass faggot

(n.) A homosexual caught in the act or with shit stains down his penis.
Patient: I think I have ball cancer

Doctor: let me take a look


Doctor: You don't have cancer, but the poop implies you are one hell of a fuckass faggot.
by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004
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irrelevant

99.9% of the results you get from ask jeeves.
I asked jeeves about jaguar maintainance and it gave me seven pages of irrelevant websites about the importance of properly mucking out animals, reasons to buy a big cat, reasosn not to buy endangered, non-domestic or dangerous species, fanboy webpages on 1993 computers, and finally, at the seventh page; a link to jaguar.com, which only told me about formula 1 racing and buying new cars.
by Gumba Gumba August 04, 2004
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plagiarism

To make an undeniably copied statement.
Who's bad?
by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004
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XJ220

Beautiful beast of a supercar made in small numbers by Jaguar. Once the worlds' fastet road car. STILL faster than any road ferrari. An awesome bargain, and favourite with celebrities. Surprisingly, not a posers car, but one owned by genuine car maniacs.
Best car EVAR!!!!!!111!!!12!
by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004
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book

1) Paper arranged in a tidy fashion for perusal

2) to eject oneself froma scene, to run away

3) to record bad deeds or to begin pennance for them.
1) I read books.

2) Let's book

3) That cop booked me for not having a valid licence.
by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004
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yoko

See Yoko Ono. Second wife of John Lennon and said to be the cause of the break-up of the Beatles when in fact she just happened to be there. See Yoko syndrome
by Gumba Gumba February 24, 2004
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