Gumba Gumba's definitions

castlemaine

Castlemaine XXXX. Austrailian beer that has been in decline since the early nineties.

"Austrailians couldn't give an xxxx about anything else" apparantly.

by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004

pinball wizard

Elton John with stupid shoes and pete townshend

A homosexual and a paedophile singing about pinballs.

by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004

rolls

Rolls-Royce, the pride of motoring. The worlds most sought-after and prestigous brand of car. Unlike most ferrari's they retain a lot of their value decades after manufacture and don't start rattling above 40mph.

Bring out the Rolls....

by Gumba Gumba February 20, 2004

regent

A ruler who acts on behalf of the rightful ruler during thier inability to rule.

The regent king Richard III killed his nephews, allowing his regency to continue to full corronation.

by Gumba Gumba July 12, 2004

ex sex

(v.) To indulge in sexual intercourse with a former partner.

Have some ex sex-you know what she likes!

by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004

Atkins diet

Weight loss method devised in the 1970's by Richard Atkins. The basic principle is lower carbohydrate intake, as carbs are stored energy. If there is less carbohydrate, then the body will go to using fat, go directly to using fat, do not pass carbs, do not collec 200 calories.

The atkins is really fuckin' expensive, just go to the fuckin gym.


DR Atkins slipped on ice and fell. He had a heart attack. Had his body been less petit, he would have survived- translation- go to the gym and lose weight while becoming stronger, rather than scrawney.

by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004

queer

Anything unusual, such as dropping the soap in the prison shower and having an oily and wet penis inserted into your orifice.

Golly! Someone has inserted a slippery phallus into my rectum, what a queer predicament I have found myself in.

by Gumba Gumba January 30, 2007