Gumba Gumba's definitions

dutch courage

(n.) An alcoholic beverage had before an unpleasant task. The fact that britains' second empire and the Netherlands' first rose at the same time caused a great deal of tension between the two nations (though never real animosity like there was with France) and when they joined in temporary naval alliances they noted that dutch sailors took thier alcohol allowance just before battle, whereas the Royal Navymen drunk throughout the day.

I need some dutch courage before going down on that hairy, spotty bush!

by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004

asteroid impact

(adj.) A class of weapon powerful enough to threaten humanitys' future as much as an asteroid, similar to that which supposedly killed the dinosaurs.

Nuclear weapons (SC18)

by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004

Hugo Boss

Hugo Boss AG.


Uber-cool clothing brand based in Metzingen, Germany.


Allegedly supplied the ss with uniforms. Germany's largest clothing manufacturer.

Boss in motion, by hugo boss.

by Gumba Gumba March 26, 2004

break the habit

(v.) To end an addiction. Also kick the habit.


(v.) To screw a nun. The clothes a nun wears are called a habit.

"I've already broken that habit" - a Duke Nukem game, when duke encounters a stripper in a habit.

by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004

pyroclastic surge

(n.) Hot rock, solidified lava rushing down the side of a volcano at 200mph. Followed by lava itself sometimes. Known to pwn teh pompeii

A pyroclastic surge hit pomeii, followed by several more.

by Gumba Gumba June 2, 2004

cheesemeister

Someone who meists upon cheese (yes, I'm aware that is about as useful as a pair of sunglasses on a man with one ear, but it is correct, k?)


Also a set of wrestling moves in the WWF Warzone game that appears first in the create a charactor move list section.

[e-mail] gave out sonic reality's gametalk moderator pass without giving it to the spammers.

by Gumba Gumba March 17, 2004

alvin

Chipmunk from the 80's cartoon

"This IS the 80's Alvin"

by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2004