Definitions by Gumba Gumba

spinoff 

(n.) Any franchise which was born from a cameo of another franchise.

Angel was a spinoff of buffy.


All marvel chractors are spinoffs of another, except some adam/eve charactor that hasn't been seen since 1940.

spinoff by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004

spend a penny 

To urinate in a shop's sanitation facilities, which origianlly cost a penny.

What if I don't have a penny? Do I just piss my pants?

spend a penny by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004

hulk out 

(v.) Go into an uncontrollable violent rage, accompanied by growling, turning green, and resembling 1970s bodybuilder Lou Ferrigno.

Even though the accident was his fault, he hulked out and started shouting at me, so I beat the shit out of him to calm him down. Yeah...

hulk out by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004

break the habit

(v.) To end an addiction. Also kick the habit.


(v.) To screw a nun. The clothes a nun wears are called a habit.

"I've already broken that habit" - a Duke Nukem game, when duke encounters a stripper in a habit.

break the habit by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004

kosher 

1) Blessed jewish food
2) Free from incriminating details

"Always ask for the kosher meal on flights, the staff don't ever spit in those"


"Let's keep this kosher. No references to your depraved sex life"

kosher by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004

bull in a china shop 

Something that destroys everything it touches, the antonym of the midas touch

What's worse than a bull in a china shop? A hedgehog in a condom factory.

bull in a china shop by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004

misery insurance 

Betting against your team winning a sporting event to create a win-win situation.

Your team wins: you are happy (WIN)

Other team wins: You win money (WIN)

misery insurance by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004