Gumba Gumba's definitions
TV Talent show for singers with little or no longevity in their career after being awarded a contract. An easy way to get a record contract while making a bunch of rich peeps a lot fo money.
After convincing the British public that they'll watch any old shit with pop idol, Simon Cowell sailed the atlantic to the crap-tv-with-high-ratings heaven that is the United States of America. With five times the audience, he was able to rake in five times the revenue. But due to the American publics willingness to indulge in this shit (I'll admit after watching a total of ten minutes of this, and 20 of the origianal, american idol was slightly better), he made ten times that amount. This was also due to selling off the rights to all manor of countries around the world.
After convincing the British public that they'll watch any old shit with pop idol, Simon Cowell sailed the atlantic to the crap-tv-with-high-ratings heaven that is the United States of America. With five times the audience, he was able to rake in five times the revenue. But due to the American publics willingness to indulge in this shit (I'll admit after watching a total of ten minutes of this, and 20 of the origianal, american idol was slightly better), he made ten times that amount. This was also due to selling off the rights to all manor of countries around the world.
If he didn't do american Idol, Simon would be stuck with nothing more than a London pad and his Aston Martin. Because of American Idol, he's got a bunch of other stuff too.
by Gumba Gumba March 27, 2004
Get the American Idol mug.A myth based on several people. In actuality, only one of the charactors on whom the stories are based ever gave to the poor, after taking a share for himself. Also, maid Marrian did not exist in the same time as any of them, and Robin was in fact very merry in the company of men in tights, nudge nudge wink wink.
Today, being a Robin Hood is all about taking from the haves, to deliver to the have nots. This is actually rather communist.
Today, being a Robin Hood is all about taking from the haves, to deliver to the have nots. This is actually rather communist.
The government wants to take my hard earned money to give to foreigners who haven't done a day's work in their lives. They think they're robin hood or something. Well fuck them.
by Gumba Gumba March 14, 2004
Get the robin hood mug.(n.) A jpg conprising on a selection of photos of a pale, ancient woman with a headscarf and sunglasses posing for borderline necrophilia pornographic shots.
Linked from childrens websites, and is considered to be even more disgusting than goatse, tubgirl or harlequin foetus.
There are actually many pictures of "asco"s. Google image search brings forth a rotten.com picture of two severed heads with dismembered penises in thier mouths, and think-evolution formerly hosted pictures of very old naked people, and a masturbating shemale.
Linked from childrens websites, and is considered to be even more disgusting than goatse, tubgirl or harlequin foetus.
There are actually many pictures of "asco"s. Google image search brings forth a rotten.com picture of two severed heads with dismembered penises in thier mouths, and think-evolution formerly hosted pictures of very old naked people, and a masturbating shemale.
by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004
Get the asco mug.1) Noun dating to the sixteenth century meaning manpower
2) Fibre based-tissue under the skin that contracts upon electric signals being recieved, therefore moving the skeleton.
3) See muscle car
4) Penis
5) power
2) Fibre based-tissue under the skin that contracts upon electric signals being recieved, therefore moving the skeleton.
3) See muscle car
4) Penis
5) power
We have the armed muscle to to the heist
My bicep muscle is hurt
muscle cars suck
my muscle is pumpin, hehehehe
feel the muscle of the new regime!
My bicep muscle is hurt
muscle cars suck
my muscle is pumpin, hehehehe
feel the muscle of the new regime!
by Gumba Gumba March 21, 2004
Get the muscle mug.(n.) Ambigous word (often hyphenated) that is repeated over and over to win support for a cause. use of buzzwords is not exclusive to any side of the political spectrum, or any particular opinion on any matter.
media bias, fair and balanced, racist, the best, human rights, immoral, moral, homophobe, rightista, good old fashioned values, fascist.
the list is unexhaustive.
the list is unexhaustive.
by Gumba Gumba August 3, 2004
Get the buzzword mug.1) A top shelf magazine.
2) The highest suite of a residential building, which is also the best-catered and most expensive by far.
3) the best availiable
2) The highest suite of a residential building, which is also the best-catered and most expensive by far.
3) the best availiable
I jack off to penthouse sitting in my penthouse appartment and it feels like penthouse. Then I go home.
by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004
Get the penthouse mug.1) A bisexual
2) Austrailian hard rock band formed in NewSouthWales in the seventies. Had a string of monster hits such as Highway to Hell, Thunderstruck, You shook me all night long.
3)Alternating Current/Direct Current
4)Accio Ciutadana de Catalunya (Citizen Action of Catalonia; Spanish Catalan Party)
5) Advisory Council on Development Cooperation
6) Agricultural Communications Documentation Center
7) Asociación de Consumidores de Derivados del Cannabis
8) Austrian Cluster Data Centre
2) Austrailian hard rock band formed in NewSouthWales in the seventies. Had a string of monster hits such as Highway to Hell, Thunderstruck, You shook me all night long.
3)Alternating Current/Direct Current
4)Accio Ciutadana de Catalunya (Citizen Action of Catalonia; Spanish Catalan Party)
5) Advisory Council on Development Cooperation
6) Agricultural Communications Documentation Center
7) Asociación de Consumidores de Derivados del Cannabis
8) Austrian Cluster Data Centre
No stop signs, speed limit
Nobody's gonna slow me down
Like a wheel, gonna spin it
Nobody's gonna mess me round
Hey Satan, paid my dues
Playing in a rocking band
Hey Momma, look at me
I'm on my way to the promised land...
I'm on the highway to hell...
highway to hell...
Nobody's gonna slow me down
Like a wheel, gonna spin it
Nobody's gonna mess me round
Hey Satan, paid my dues
Playing in a rocking band
Hey Momma, look at me
I'm on my way to the promised land...
I'm on the highway to hell...
highway to hell...
by Gumba Gumba March 3, 2004
Get the acdc mug.