Gumba Gumba's definitions

bench

To benchpress.


This invloves lying horizontally, with free barbell perpendicular to one's body. The target muscles are the pectorals, although the arms are also givena workout. The closer together one's hands, the more work is done by the triceps. The further apart, the more work is done by the biceps.

Incline benchpresses can also be used, to focus on either the upper chest (upwards incline) or lower chest (lower incline- pretty much un-needed)

The world record for benching is about 728 pounds.

by Gumba Gumba April 6, 2004

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

Yeah, people actually do use this term, but they get it wrong mostlys.

The five finger, knu... aaawwww, fuck it. I whacked off.

by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004

Nuremberg

A series of war crimes tribunals held 1945-49 against conspirators of world war II, mainly fascists. Today used for comparisons to modern trials where many people stand accused for well-documented crimes.

The trials that brought down -crime syndicate x- were like Nuremberg.

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

autobahn

Speeding ground for porsche/bmw/mercedes test drivers and angry british motorists.

Yo geit offen mein rod ya?

by Gumba Gumba June 2, 2004

Playstation2

A console disliked by people who enjoy playing the same game over and over and over- because let's face it, the x-box and gamecube don't have many good games, but many of the good ones get a ps2 port pwiddy quickly.

Duke nukem whenever!

by Gumba Gumba June 2, 2004

real football

The opposite to fake football. See football or soccer.

Americans don't like real football, so they call it soccer (term coined in 1812)

by Gumba Gumba April 11, 2004

friend of bob

The hedgehog's skin is larger than necessary to cover its whole body. When it curls up it pulls its skind down over its head and rump, so that it is completelt protected by its 3000 or more spines.

I believe friend of bob to be a mortuary worker, a hedgehog, and an inspiration to children everywhere. no, really.

by Gumba Gumba May 23, 2004