unforseen consequences

A supposedly "intelligent" excuse given in business and legal affairs that translates to "we didn't do our homework and check up on what could happen, so your money is gone, have a nice day."

Due to the unforseen consequences of 9/11, the US government has decided to declare war on Iraq.

by Gumba Gumba April 07, 2004

robin hood

A myth based on several people. In actuality, only one of the charactors on whom the stories are based ever gave to the poor, after taking a share for himself. Also, maid Marrian did not exist in the same time as any of them, and Robin was in fact very merry in the company of men in tights, nudge nudge wink wink.

Today, being a Robin Hood is all about taking from the haves, to deliver to the have nots. This is actually rather communist.

The government wants to take my hard earned money to give to foreigners who haven't done a day's work in their lives. They think they're robin hood or something. Well fuck them.

by Gumba Gumba March 14, 2004

asco

(n.) A jpg conprising on a selection of photos of a pale, ancient woman with a headscarf and sunglasses posing for borderline necrophilia pornographic shots.


Linked from childrens websites, and is considered to be even more disgusting than goatse, tubgirl or harlequin foetus.


There are actually many pictures of "asco"s. Google image search brings forth a rotten.com picture of two severed heads with dismembered penises in thier mouths, and think-evolution formerly hosted pictures of very old naked people, and a masturbating shemale.

www.think-evolution.com/uploads/asco.jpg is now redundant

by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004

whoremanizer

A form of womanizer that only goes for the easy lays, or hire prostitiutes and gives them funny money or makes off with the payment after sex.

You're lecherous, but not entirely a womanizer. You sir, are a whoremanizer.

by Gumba Gumba April 04, 2004

sn

"screen name"

The alias used on screen, whether the screen is the silver screen or a pc screen.

Muarice Micklewhite goes by the screen name of Michael Caine.

by Gumba Gumba March 19, 2004

nhs

The National Health Service

A system operating in the UK whereby ta payers contribute towards the health care of all, including foreigners and everyone who happens to be in the UK at the time of them needing treatment.

If you had voted for Churchill in 1945, and not that Labour dick Clement Atlee, we wouldn't have this expensive service; which is a boon only to those who abuse it.

by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2006

analfaggot

(n.) A pretty redundant insult, since faggotry implies anal sex.

Ye, sir hesh, analfaggot, and faggotry of the highest order. Aye, ya bumfluffa...

by Gumba Gumba May 17, 2004