Definitions by Gumba Gumba

when pigs fly

Sacrastic sentence suffix to indicate non-adherance to the subject in hand.

Sure I'll pay you... when pigs fly!

when pigs fly by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

plagiarism 

To make an undeniably copied statement.

Who's bad?

plagiarism by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

ain't yo baby daddy

Denial reply claiming that you are not the father of the woman's child

Girl, I ain't yo baby daddy!

ain't yo baby daddy by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

Joy ride 

To use a vehicle that is most likely not yours to pass time by driving it on a random route. Usually stealing the vehicle is part of the joyride. Most joyrides involve some form of law-breaking such as speeding, wreckless endangerment etc.

Joy Ride a ford escort.

Joy ride by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

fucking cocksucker

Triple-insult used when someone wants something and time is of the esscence.

"Give me the keys, you fucking cocksucker!"- The usual suspects.

fucking cocksucker by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

time bomb 

Refering to something regretful that will happen, where the only factor preventing it is time.

The stock exchange will crash again, it's a time bomb...

time bomb by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

jack the ripper 

Notorious prostitute-killer that reached his peak in 1888. Famed for being the origianal serial killer, his identity remains a mystery to this day, although many people have luanched many differing theories. The style of the killings was particularly gruesome and internal organs were removed as souveneirs. Today the term will describe any loud, ripping fart.

"I'm gonna tear you u like i'm jack the ripper"


"I just did jack the ripper"

jack the ripper by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004