humpin sumpin new

Bitched version of "humping something new", meaning to engage in kinky sex or practice adultery.

Little Princess Sophia, come on, lick me like a lollipop should be licked. I'm glad to be humpin sumpin new.

by GuidoPosse69 February 11, 2005

dangleberry

A lump of fecal matter that causes a man's anal hair to curve inward and become red, swollen and infected.

I got a dangleberry on my ass and it hurts every time I sit down.

by GuidoPosse69 February 22, 2005

digitize

To digitally add or remove something from a film or television program.

The afternoon movies are digitized so that kids can't see the women's genitalia.

by GuidoPosse69 January 27, 2005

regular phone

One's home phone, as opposed to a cellular phone.

Now I'm gonna try his regular phone.

by GuidoPosse69 January 16, 2005

guido

An Italian-American hoodlum from the New York area who has a posse that follows him around.

We won't allow a cellboy into the Guido Posse.

by GuidoPosse69 February 20, 2005

pissed off

Extremely angry. Especially on a Friday when I'm in a good mood!

Quit it. I'm starting to get a little pissed off now.

by GuidoPosse69 January 27, 2005

bone

To engage in sex with.

Does you think parents should invite their kids into the room while zey is boning?

by GuidoPosse69 February 21, 2005