GuidoPosse69's definitions

wank off

To masturbate, hold the hot dog, however you want to say it - for a man to give himself sexual pleasure. It may also be used as the object of the sentence, if a woman or gay man holds their partner's genitals in a position to make them cum.

I wank off when I think about fucking Sophia.

by GuidoPosse69 February 8, 2005

Jew York

A clever name for the state or city of New York used as a dig on the Jews, due to its exceptionally large Jewish population?

I'm off on Thursday for some holiday whose name I can't pronounce. Yep, this is sumpin that only happens in Jew York.

by GuidoPosse69 February 2, 2005

taurus

The second of the 12 zodiac signs, represented by the bull, which runs from April 21 to May 21.

Taurus is an earth sign.

by GuidoPosse69 February 23, 2005

cellboy

A boy between the ages of 10 and 16 who goes everywhere with a cell phone attached to his belt.

We don't allow cellboys into the Guido Posse.

by GuidoPosse69 February 6, 2005

five-o

Urban slang for police officers. Derived from the police drama "Hawaii 5-0."

Five-O is following us, and we've got six bags of crack in the trunk. Damn, we're doomed.

by GuidoPosse69 February 8, 2005

supastar

Bitched version of the term superstar. Usually used to describe a black or Hispanic celebrity.

As Ali G, Sacha Baron Cohen potrays an urban supastar.

by GuidoPosse69 February 6, 2005

pulp

A form of literature that originated in 1930's magazines. It features relatively simplistic and often lurid tales, with much action and little psychological thrills.

The Quentin Tarantino film Kill Bill is an example of pulp writing in movie form.

by GuidoPosse69 February 16, 2005