Grumpy gilmore's definitions

that asshole is whistling

This is in reference to a major asswhooping in either gaming or real life. The term "that asshole is whistling" is like saying they got so beat down that when the wind blows their asshole is whistling like a beer bottle.

You catch the fight last night on pay-per-view? Friend: yeah man, that ASSHOLE IS WHISTLING! He aint gonna shit right for a week!

by Grumpy gilmore April 27, 2021

Woke

Anything that claims to be inclusive or progressive while simultaneously being racist and oppressive to anyone that is straight or white. Almost exclusively against white men.

The latest star wars movies were a "woke" disaster.

by Grumpy gilmore March 26, 2022

Manish

When a woman exhibits too many masculine traits or just the bad ones.

You knew from her butch short hair cut and combative arguementative way of talking she was too Manish.

Women who speak to men in a "pseudo smart" or jousting manner are very manish. She was trying to do "one upsmanship" and kept derailing the conversation when nobody thought her contribution was funny or interesting.

by Grumpy gilmore March 13, 2023

Shit on my chest

Term to express displeasure. Very similar to "fuck my life" except not so emo.

Speeding down the street when you notice a motorcycle cop using a radar gun on you. You might say "awww shit on my chest, this guy is gonna get me."

by Grumpy gilmore March 26, 2022

poke my spokes

When asking your girlfriend in front of other people if she will peg you later when you get home.

This party is whack. Id rather go home so you can poke my spokes

by Grumpy gilmore April 27, 2021

gulk on it

This refers to the sound people make make when sucking dick and it goes in and out of the back of their throat.

Yeah thats it, gulk on it.

Man i played terrible that round. I was just back here gulkin on it.

by Grumpy gilmore April 27, 2021

suga nips

Sweet ass nipples

Yo, the girl had suga nips.

Hey whats up suga nips!

by Grumpy gilmore April 27, 2021