show-off

A wannabe loser who is so desperate to fit in and is soo ugly, that you go total Texas Chainsaw Massacre on. He does things that make him look "cool" (when he really looks like an asshole) to impress everybody and show of his "talents" (which he doesn't have). Gets made fun of A LOT, mostly by nerds, losers, sensitive wusses and science geeks. See Anthony Brito
Regina: Yo, Anthony Beito is such a fugly asshole.

Liana: I know, what a pathetic show-off
by Gretchen May 29, 2004
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transcriptrix

A female who transcribes, especially one who transcribes LiveJournal PhonePosts
I need a hot transcriptrix to help transcribe all of my PhonePosts!
by Gretchen January 18, 2004
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heffa

A woman who knows better than to do something, but does it anyway.
That heffa wore my shirt after I specifically told the heffa NO!
by Gretchen March 21, 2003
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the roof is on fire

1.This party is jumpin!

2. Some one started a fire on the roof.
by Gretchen March 26, 2003
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Aphrodite

A fantastic person! Kind, generous, friendly, gorgeous, sexy, intelligent... and that's her bad qualities! :-D She is the most beautiful person in the world. She is very funny, sometimes strange but it's sweet.A girl who makes life worthwile who its so easy to fall in love with you wonder why not everyone does, a girl whose so beautiful you can't take your eyes of her with out missing her and thinking about her every second of everyday. A goddess who makes it seem like there isn't a need for anyone else. A girl who makes you feel like everything is gonna be alright.The most amazing girl ever to live. One that is constantly on your mind now matter how hard you try not to think of her. One for whom it is worth enduring the pain of being so far away for so long just for one glimps of her.Incredibly wacky, kind, sarcastic, and fun to be with.
Aphrodite is my best friend, Kristin. You're stuck with that bitch Amber. HAHAHA! I BET YOU WISH THAT YOU HAD A BEST FRIEND LIKE APHRODITE NOW!
by Gretchen May 27, 2004
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turd burglar

a person u comes in the middle of the nite with a plunger and steals ur turds out of ur toilet
by gretchen August 31, 2003
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gaybomb

Someone dropped a gaybomb on your face and it went off!
by Gretchen August 31, 2003
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