turd burglar

a person u comes in the middle of the nite with a plunger and steals ur turds out of ur toilet

YOur such a turd burglar

by gretchen August 31, 2003

midget thug

a short person who is a drugge too!

You are such a midget thug!

by gretchen August 31, 2003

ass

A person void of common sense.

People who drive slow in the fast lane.

by Gretchen March 21, 2003

the roof is on fire

1.This party is jumpin!

2. Some one started a fire on the roof.

by Gretchen March 26, 2003

Aphrodite

A fantastic person! Kind, generous, friendly, gorgeous, sexy, intelligent... and that's her bad qualities! :-D She is the most beautiful person in the world. She is very funny, sometimes strange but it's sweet.A girl who makes life worthwile who its so easy to fall in love with you wonder why not everyone does, a girl whose so beautiful you can't take your eyes of her with out missing her and thinking about her every second of everyday. A goddess who makes it seem like there isn't a need for anyone else. A girl who makes you feel like everything is gonna be alright.The most amazing girl ever to live. One that is constantly on your mind now matter how hard you try not to think of her. One for whom it is worth enduring the pain of being so far away for so long just for one glimps of her.Incredibly wacky, kind, sarcastic, and fun to be with.

Aphrodite is my best friend, Kristin. You're stuck with that bitch Amber. HAHAHA! I BET YOU WISH THAT YOU HAD A BEST FRIEND LIKE APHRODITE NOW!

by Gretchen May 27, 2004

heffa

A woman who knows better than to do something, but does it anyway.

That heffa wore my shirt after I specifically told the heffa NO!

by Gretchen March 21, 2003

tow down

Extreamly unattractive.

Those shoes you wore yesterday were tow down from the flo (floor) down.

by Gretchen March 21, 2003