mason-job

a job of sorts to which one utilizes their “pleasure hand” to satisfy someone in the safety of an electrical closet

Mason: Hey guys. mason here. i’m now offering my famous “mason-jobs” 50 percent off. hmu if you down. Mason out!
Any logical person: gimme gimme

by Gregory McGraw October 31, 2023

Elijah Job

the act of “hand pleasure” or oral to 2 people,one a man,one a woman

Hey man,can me and my girl get an Elijah Job?
Ofc man,i’ll give it half off just for you

by Gregory McGraw December 11, 2023

Aaron Job

A patron uses his special hands to give a very satisfying feeling

someone: use those hands to give me an aaron job honey!
a guy named aaron: will do buttercup!

by Gregory McGraw December 15, 2023

The Golden Rule

If there’s a hole there’s a goal

Some guy: I don’t know if I should go for that person, they’re pretty weird
Some dude named Elijah: Well, if there’s a hole there’s a goal, that’s the golden rule after all!

by Gregory McGraw December 19, 2023

CCTEC

CCTEC is a high school in the poorest county in New Jersey and exists for the sole purpose of raising students to fight for the army of Gregory "Greg" McGraw. He commonly walks around the school exclaiming, "Where you headed boys?" Although inconvenient, it is all to maintain his military power. Around the year 2025, Greg will make his bid to become to leader of the New World by bombarding the entire city of Vineland, New Jersey with horrific attacks. All-in-all Greg wishes the best for his soldiers, in hopes that the great awakening 3.0 will be a massive success

Random guy - "yo bro. you hear about what tec been doing"
Constranzea - "yo soy CCTEC"

by Gregory McGraw February 07, 2023