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Swampus pompus

When an establishment type politician believes he/she is better than others and the rules dont apply to them.
After lecturing the audience on the dangers of greenhouse gasses, carbon footprints and global warming the Swampus Pompus former vice president flew away in a private jet to one of his five mansions.

Swamp feeder 

Any person or organization that aids, helps, promotes or defends the stagnation and status quo of Washington DC lawmakers.

As Albert 's elderly father lie dying in a hospital bed with his last breath he said. " Son allways remember there only two kinds of people in this world those who feed the swamp and those who drain the swamp. Promise me son that you won't be a swamp feeder."

Albert vowed from that day on he would devote his life to drainig the swamp
As Albert's dad lay dying in a hospital bed with his last breath he said. " Son allways remember there only two kinds of people in this world those who feed the swamp and those who drain the swamp. Promise me son that you won't be a swamp feeder."

Albert vowed from that day on he would devote his life to drainig the swamp
Swamp feeder by Gregaroidson. June 13, 2017

Swamp journalist 

Latin, Swampus Journalista. Someone who publishes or reports fake news. Someone who cares nothing about facts but only about promoting the agenda of the left.
" under sworn testimony in a senate hearing Mr. Comey revealed who the real swamp journalists are."
" Yeah I don't see how he had any other choice he was under oath he had to finally tell the truth."

Greenhouse gas 

Masses releasing gasses outta they asses causing global warming.
"Dude did you just fart?"
"Yeah"
"What the hell is wrong with you, don't you know you're creating greenhouse gas?"

The fart of the deal 

When a group of people take a good deal and make it stink by their irrationality.
" I heard the Paris climate Accord amounted to nothing more than America sending trillions of dollars overseas to other nations."

" America also would have had to reduce your carbon footprint but China and India didn't have to do anything about it and they're the biggest offenders. "
" I also heard that if every nation completely complied that in the next 100 years we could hope that the temperature may drop by .02 degrees."
" Yeah it's a good thing Trump pulled us out of it let's look for a better deal something that really helps the environment ."
"So many are acting like it's the end of the world the way they talk."
' That's the fart of the deal!"

Jimmy Carter 

Higher unemployment more government dependency, weakness, hostages held until the administration is over. It's the vanilla Obama Jimmy Carter
Jimmy Carter by Gregaroidson. June 11, 2017

Joke on the cide 

When a person thinks they are being funny but they are so out of touch it kills their career.
"All these leftist think they are funny but it's a joke on the cide!"
"Ohhhh I know and now they are out looking for a job on the side."