Pewber Driver

A ride you get and pay for when your in a major city and the driver, his breath or car stinks.

"Whats that aweful smell?"
"It's the pewber drivers breath man."
"OHHH thank god were in the back seat."
"I know can you imagine what it would be like sitting next to him? Now can you roll down your window and stop asking him about his life please?"

by Gregaroidson. March 19, 2017

Funishment

Funishment. The consequence of wrong doing that turns out the be unexpectedly fun.

Child to friend " I got some unexpected funishment when. I blew up the go cart motor."
Friend."Oh what happened??
Child to friend My dad bought me a new go cart."

by Gregaroidson. February 08, 2020

Ho bath

When a woman decides to sprinkling on perfume instead of taking a shower or bath.

"Hurry up and get ready the band starts at 9:00 don't ya know?"
"I'm just gonna take a Ho bath so we don't miss anything!"
"Ughhhhhhh again?"

by Gregaroidson. April 03, 2017

Swamp journalist

Latin, Swampus Journalista. Someone who publishes or reports fake news. Someone who cares nothing about facts but only about promoting the agenda of the left.

" under sworn testimony in a senate hearing Mr. Comey revealed who the real swamp journalists are."
" Yeah I don't see how he had any other choice he was under oath he had to finally tell the truth."

by Gregaroidson. June 12, 2017

Homance

A multiple relationship.

Person #1 "I guess I am in a homance now."

Person #2 "Why you say that?"

Person #1. "Jen just told me she is sleeping with Mark but it doesn't mean she don't love me."

Person #2 "Dude you are right in the middle of a homance."

by Gregaroidson. April 09, 2019

Joke on the cide

When a person thinks they are being funny but they are so out of touch it kills their career.

"All these leftist think they are funny but it's a joke on the cide!"
"Ohhhh I know and now they are out looking for a job on the side."

by Gregaroidson. June 07, 2017

Taking the wog for a dalk

Dead marriage or relationship, ho hum life sucking routine.

Example 1.
" I think my relationship is over."
"Why you say that?"
I told my wife I was taking the wog for a dalk and she said okay just try to be back by 6 it's Tuesday tonight's Salisbury steak ."

Example 2
Dang man I am so bored in my relationship I am a little embarrased to say this but I've been woggin my own dalk for some time now.

Dude I take my wog for a dalk all the time. No shame.

by Gregaroidson. July 27, 2017