Definitions by Greg from The Committee
The Berenstain Lumberjack
Your sitting down, your poop is hanging half out and you have to rush out unexpected to chop your log in half and start off on your adventure.
My wife walked up to the door banging, yelling Hurry up, I gotta go now! I executed The Berenstain Lumberjack, exited the bathroom immediately, allowed the Mrs. access. Happy Wife, Happy Life. True Story
The Berenstain Lumberjack by Greg from The Committee May 31, 2023
The Dexter
When you have an explosive diarrhea shit but the hemroids burst causing the blood spatter to spray all over the bowl.
The Dexter by Greg from The Committee May 31, 2023
Dusty Back Road
I sat down this morning for my typical shit before work and I saw I had a Dusty Back Road. I guess I should have showered last night.
Dusty Back Road by Greg from The Committee May 24, 2023
Jucas
It's derived from a person found in a
unionized executive position
However it further contains character traits of an individual that is unscrupulous Communistic and a complete and utter Narcissist. Typically found as an appointed person by other social pariah members of its own CUPE local.
unionized executive position
However it further contains character traits of an individual that is unscrupulous Communistic and a complete and utter Narcissist. Typically found as an appointed person by other social pariah members of its own CUPE local.
Jucas by Greg from The Committee March 11, 2022
Jucas
It's a derived from a person found in a
unionized executive position
However it further contains character traits of an individual that is unscrupulous Communistic and a complete and utter Narcissist. Typically found as an appointed person by other social pariah members of its own CUPE local.
unionized executive position
However it further contains character traits of an individual that is unscrupulous Communistic and a complete and utter Narcissist. Typically found as an appointed person by other social pariah members of its own CUPE local.
Jucas by Greg from The Committee March 11, 2022
Buffalo Stever
To take something very simple and create as much useless bull shit as possible, while trying to make yourself look like you have authority.
I just want to finish work and go home. Management dropped a Buffalo Stever (BS) on my, now I gotta drive to the other side of the city.
Buffalo Stever by Greg from The Committee February 7, 2022
Cabbage Veins
The varicose veins seen in an elderly women's legs but on the vagina. Looks like the stems on a cabbage.
Her pushy was nasty, it just looks rugged, Cabbage Veins and old cheese smell. Very popular in a bingo hall.
Cabbage Veins by Greg from The Committee January 21, 2022