Greg from The Committee's definitions

The Berenstain Lumberjack

Your sitting down, your poop is hanging half out and you have to rush out unexpected to chop your log in half and start off on your adventure.

My wife walked up to the door banging, yelling Hurry up, I gotta go now! I executed The Berenstain Lumberjack, exited the bathroom immediately, allowed the Mrs. access. Happy Wife, Happy Life. True Story

by Greg from The Committee May 31, 2023

The Dexter

When you have an explosive diarrhea shit but the hemroids burst causing the blood spatter to spray all over the bowl.

Looks like someone died in there bro. Like watching "The Dexter" show all-over again

by Greg from The Committee May 31, 2023

Dusty Back Road

The skid mark in your new underwear from your nasty ass not being washed from yesterday.

I sat down this morning for my typical shit before work and I saw I had a Dusty Back Road. I guess I should have showered last night.

by Greg from The Committee May 24, 2023

Jucas

It's derived from a person found in a
unionized executive position
However it further contains character traits of an individual that is unscrupulous Communistic and a complete and utter Narcissist. Typically found as an appointed person by other social pariah members of its own CUPE local.

The Acting VP of our local is a total Jucas. That guy needs to get a life.

by Greg from The Committee March 11, 2022

Jucas

It's a derived from a person found in a
unionized executive position
However it further contains character traits of an individual that is unscrupulous Communistic and a complete and utter Narcissist. Typically found as an appointed person by other social pariah members of its own CUPE local.

The Acting VP of our local is a total Jucas. That guy needs to get a life.

by Greg from The Committee March 11, 2022

Buffalo Stever

To take something very simple and create as much useless bull shit as possible, while trying to make yourself look like you have authority.

I just want to finish work and go home. Management dropped a Buffalo Stever (BS) on my, now I gotta drive to the other side of the city.

by Greg from The Committee February 7, 2022

Cabbage Veins

The varicose veins seen in an elderly women's legs but on the vagina. Looks like the stems on a cabbage.

Her pushy was nasty, it just looks rugged, Cabbage Veins and old cheese smell. Very popular in a bingo hall.

by Greg from The Committee January 21, 2022