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the DouBLe LaWLee

A rare genetic disorder originating in Northern New York in which an individual is born with two anuses.
Sorry to hear about the DouBLe LaWLee diagnosis. What are you doing later tonight.
by Greg Toland June 17, 2023
mugGet the the DouBLe LaWLeemug.

Trouser Snorkeled

To receive oral sex with your pants on (male).
Your boner rises out of your trousers much like a snorkel out of the water
Hey jimmy did you catch the concert last night?
Yes. But I missed the opening act. My girl trouser snorkeled me in the parking lot.
by Greg Toland May 23, 2015
mugGet the Trouser Snorkeledmug.

Trap Door

When one vagina lip is bigger than the other and covers the vaginal opening when folded over.
I was rebuffed on the first three pokes until I noticed her trap door blocked my entrance.
by Greg Toland May 27, 2015
mugGet the Trap Doormug.

verbal flatulence

Someone who is so full of shit that every time they speak a fart comes out.
Your verbal flatulence is fowling the room
by Greg Toland August 20, 2017
mugGet the verbal flatulencemug.

Mr Spock

The act of inserting two fingers into the vagina but then instead of inserting only one finger into the anus you insert two. Live long and prosper my friends!
The last thing she heard before I gave her a Mr Spock was live long and prosper my friends!
by Greg Toland November 2, 2022
mugGet the Mr Spockmug.

turd closet

Excuse me I gotta hit the turd closet real quick
by Greg Toland January 8, 2015
mugGet the turd closetmug.

Jelly Donut

When your girl is on her period you roll her in powdered sugar and aim for the red spot
I was in a rush this morning. I only had time for a jelly donut.
by Greg Toland December 5, 2022
mugGet the Jelly Donutmug.

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