Definitions by Greg Toland

the DouBLe LaWLee 

A rare genetic disorder originating in Northern New York in which an individual is born with two anuses.

Sorry to hear about the DouBLe LaWLee diagnosis. What are you doing later tonight.

the DouBLe LaWLee by Greg Toland June 17, 2023

Jelly Donut 

When your girl is on her period you roll her in powdered sugar and aim for the red spot

I was in a rush this morning. I only had time for a jelly donut.

Jelly Donut by Greg Toland December 5, 2022

Mr Spock

The act of inserting two fingers into the vagina but then instead of inserting only one finger into the anus you insert two. Live long and prosper my friends!

The last thing she heard before I gave her a Mr Spock was live long and prosper my friends!

Mr Spock by Greg Toland November 2, 2022

pooniversary 

The yearly marking of the date you first saw your wife's poon.

What are the ass beads and rubber fist for?
Don't tell me you forgot our pooniversary?!?

pooniversary by Greg Toland April 19, 2018

verbal flatulence 

Someone who is so full of shit that every time they speak a fart comes out.

Your verbal flatulence is fowling the room

verbal flatulence by Greg Toland August 20, 2017

Scruff Nugget 

A present day pseudo- hippie. Can often be found following the jam band festival circuit or withdrawing money from their trust fund.

Where did all these fucking scruff nuggets come from?
That trance band the farting bumblebees is in town
Want to run one over
Yep

Scruff Nugget by Greg Toland July 11, 2015

Trap Door 

When one vagina lip is bigger than the other and covers the vaginal opening when folded over.

I was rebuffed on the first three pokes until I noticed her trap door blocked my entrance.

Trap Door by Greg Toland May 27, 2015