Greg Toland's definitions
A rare genetic disorder originating in Northern New York in which an individual is born with two anuses.
by Greg Toland June 17, 2023

by Greg Toland May 27, 2015

To receive oral sex with your pants on (male).
Your boner rises out of your trousers much like a snorkel out of the water
Your boner rises out of your trousers much like a snorkel out of the water
Hey jimmy did you catch the concert last night?
Yes. But I missed the opening act. My girl trouser snorkeled me in the parking lot.
Yes. But I missed the opening act. My girl trouser snorkeled me in the parking lot.
by Greg Toland May 23, 2015

The act of inserting two fingers into the vagina but then instead of inserting only one finger into the anus you insert two. Live long and prosper my friends!
by Greg Toland November 2, 2022

by Greg Toland December 5, 2022

Waking your wife by repeatedly beating your penis across her face in a performance reminiscent of the great John Bonham drum solo "Moby Dick"
by Greg Toland January 8, 2015

by Greg Toland January 8, 2015
