Greg's definitions

Woody

a hardon or a boner

I got a woody when she rubbed her hand on my johnson

by Greg August 22, 2003

Banana Phone

a phone....thats a banana

jay, get that banana phone out of your ass.

by Greg November 28, 2004

weedsta

A gangster who deals weed.

I got arrested after a weedsta dealt me a dime of marijuana.

by Greg June 17, 2006

Yonderblown

To be utterly obliterated to the point that you need assistance in your decision making.

I was so yonderblown, I made out with a completely busted girl.

by Greg March 31, 2004

wopper

a big sloppy pussy

My cock splashed into her wopper.

by Greg January 7, 2004

Door Stopper

"Commonly mistakened for a object that stops doors. It is infact an adjective used by few like James Greg Dyas. The actualy definition of word is it describes an immensely beautiful person but the real beauty it emphasizes on is the inner beauty of a person with high value to user who describes them."

Greg: "Yah that girl Kayla Is a Real Door Stopper!"
Fahad: "Yah buT your my Door Stopper!"
Greg: :o

by Greg August 25, 2004

Brown

Any type of whiskey with a brown hue, ie. scotch, bourbon, canadian, etc.

"What would you like to drink?", "I'll have a brown."

by greg December 15, 2003