Greg's definitions

Three Week Load

When you have been so busy, you don't masturbate for three weeks, then blow it in a girl's mouth and call her TWL for the rest of the semester.

I busted a TWL all up in that girl's throat last night

by Greg October 8, 2004

Riddick

Riddick is a fucking god. riddick will punch you in the throat and then do your girl. Riddick is the coolest badass who ever killed someone for looking at someone wrong. this one time me and my friend were at this party and it turns out that riddick was my friends friends brother and he showed up and this one guy was like "hey jamal look at dat nigga" and riddick fucking punched him in the head. CLEAN OFF it was fucking awsome up until riddick stole my wallet and punched me in the testicles. Riddick is the real ultimate power. He is a furian, if you dont know what that is its a race of people that pretty much kick your grandma in the face, and if a furian doesnt kill at least 38 people in a day they go through withdrawls.

If you don't get off my nuts i'm gonna get Riddick over here and he'll fucking throw the pope at your head and... shit either way riddick will kill you.

by greg November 17, 2004

kitchen cabinets

to put cabinets in your kitchen ;)

well, i guess it could stand for having sex...

courtenay puts cabinets in heh kitchen all the time

by greg April 13, 2004

Penis Brigade

When a dude is bangin' a chick and at the cusp of orgasm yells "Penis Brigade!" at which point several other dudes run into the room and proceed to masturbate all over the woman's body in a Bukake-like manner.

Dave and his friends from home gave this drunk freshman a Penis Brigade on Friday night, man. It was funny as hell and everyone laughed like a bastard.

by Greg April 28, 2005

corn

A term refering to a woman is so attractive, so utterly jaw-droppingly gorgeous, that if she asked you to you would gladly eat the corn out of her shit.

A: Dude, Janet Reno is CORN.

B: Dude. What the fuck.

by Greg August 12, 2003

rx8

a car that pussies talk shit about can't even leave their name. oh yea! it's motor also won the Int'l engine of the year. don't think your shit did that?

by Greg September 15, 2003

Troll Metal

Overly melodic 'extreme' metal. Characterized by strange band names, overly complex song titles, influence from classical music, and catchy choruses. Rhapsody, Bal-Saggoth, and Stormlord are all good examples of Troll Metal. See also Glory Metal.

Dude, this Troll Metal really sucks, but it's so catchy I can't stop listening to it.

by Greg September 28, 2003