Definitions by Greg

blonker 

Getting a blowjob while taking a shit.

Dude, I got a blonker yesterday.

blonker by Greg September 10, 2003

bitties 

big ass titties

damn, jenna jameson got some nice bitties

bitties by Greg September 1, 2003

eat drillbit fucktard 

A vulgar sentence used when someone is getting their ass beaten down, specifically in a hardware store or a garage.

"Hey a drillbit... EAT DRILLBIT FUCKTARD!"

eat drillbit fucktard by Greg August 30, 2003

Man butt 

Another form of gay, or homosexual. Commonly used as an insult.

You like the man butt often don't you?

Man butt by Greg August 28, 2003

muff 

a hairy vagina

The muff I was eating smelled like fish

muff by Greg August 22, 2003

crete 

best damn island on earth

I got laid in Hania, Crete this summer

crete by Greg August 22, 2003

shitfaced

to get drunk off your ass

I got so shitfaced I puked out my left lung

shitfaced by Greg August 22, 2003