GreenMonter's definitions

schaivoed

The past tense of shaivo.

Pip schaivoed Julio before Ms. Sanchez stopped playground fight.

by GreenMonter April 15, 2005

ween

Abbreviated name for Halloween.

Shatiqua, I'm dressin up as a Shaniquafor ween.

by GreenMonter March 25, 2005

frosh clumps

(1.) Groups of first year college students that stay together.

(2.) A sexually transmitted disease that one develops by fornicating with freshmen.

(1.) Fuck, there are no tables left because frosh clumps invaded the dining hall.

(2.) Eww, you should get those frosh clumps checked out before they spreak to your junk.

by GreenMonter March 25, 2005

tortfeasor

1. One who commits a tortious act (a civil wrong).
2. A name law students call each other because they're dorks.
3. See www.tortfeasor.com

Steve: Hey Dan, how was your weekend?
Dan: Amazing, I got an A in Property Law.
Steve: You fucking tortfeasor.
<snorts of laughter>

by GreenMonter September 19, 2005

cunt stool

A chair on which a cunt sits.

Corey: That shaniqua got attitude, and needs to just get up off her cunt stool. Okaaay?

by GreenMonter March 25, 2005

Consuela

Universal name for a hotel maid.

"We need more towels. Call Consuela!"

by GreenMonter August 8, 2005

Mont

Affectionate name for the state of Vermont.

I'm going home to Mont tonight.

by GreenMonter March 15, 2005