Mont

Affectionate name for the state of Vermont.

I'm going home to Mont tonight.

by GreenMonter March 15, 2005

Consuela

Universal name for a hotel maid.

"We need more towels. Call Consuela!"

by GreenMonter August 08, 2005

cunt stool

A chair on which a cunt sits.

Corey: That shaniqua got attitude, and needs to just get up off her cunt stool. Okaaay?

by GreenMonter March 25, 2005

Muffy

(1) A preppy female, quintessentialized at St. Lawrence University. The Muffy can be spotted with her Vera Bradley bag, coordinating accessories, and her upturned collar.

(2) The female partner of the Larry.

Sarah is so muffy, she dresses wicked well, and her Nalgene always matches her monogrammed tote.

by GreenMonter March 31, 2005

schaivoed

The past tense of shaivo.

Pip schaivoed Julio before Ms. Sanchez stopped playground fight.

by GreenMonter April 15, 2005

frosh clumps

(1.) Groups of first year college students that stay together.

(2.) A sexually transmitted disease that one develops by fornicating with freshmen.

(1.) Fuck, there are no tables left because frosh clumps invaded the dining hall.

(2.) Eww, you should get those frosh clumps checked out before they spreak to your junk.

by GreenMonter March 25, 2005

ween

Abbreviated name for Halloween.

Shatiqua, I'm dressin up as a Shaniquafor ween.

by GreenMonter March 25, 2005