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Cry Troll 

Used to describe someone online who has a massive hissy-fit, meltdown, breakdown; publicly online; and then announces they were 'trolling' to cover their embarressment.

First used in 2009 to describe the behaviour of a certain red-headed Facebook group memeber who, upon reading a post about a "humourless ranga", launched into a fullscale meltdown: creating many fake accounts to spam the group with pornographic images to get the group shut down.

When it was pointed out that the 'ranga' post was written 6 months before he joined or knew the author, he announced that he was "trolling". Legend has it that the word "Gotcha!" was even used.

When this explanation didn't fly with one particularly savvy group member, the
Cry Troll launched a one-man (and many fake accounts) attack on her, even making up a Facebook hate group in her honour - giving rise to the expression: Facespook.
"I hate you all. You are all so unbelievably MEAN. I am taking my virtual ball and going HOME. I never want to SEE ANY of your fake profile pictures AGAIN. I am going to SUE you ALL for being such NASTY NASTY PEOPLE...."

"Settle down dude. That wasn't about you. Check the date."

"Oh. GOTCHA! I was only TROLLING!"

"Sure you were dude. Well done. Cry Troll - good strategy. So long as you're calm now that's the main thing."

Urban Dicker

A person who submits words to the urban dictionary. Particularly a habitual submitter.
"Lady-boner... is that, like, your hundredth word in Urban Dictionary Emelda?"

"My sixth I think. But I pinched one from Ivan, so..."

"Wow. You're a right little Urban Dicker ay"

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'Browse the Hig' 

To join the same network as another Facebook user to get a better look at their profile.
"Why are you in the Toronto network now Ivan?"

"I just wanted to browse the Hig" (Higino: a recently added irritant to a Facebook group)

Therefore: 'Browse the Hig'

subwoofer 

Used to describe any person, male or female, who one considers less attractive than a dog.
Taxi driver at 3am referring to an ugly drunk who has thrown up all over the back seat and passed out:

"Got a fully sick subwoofer in the back bro"

vaginate 

To gravitate towards a particular person or situation because your pussy wants it so bad, even, and perhaps - especially - when your brain knows it's not a good idea.
I promised myself I wouldn't go up to my ex at the party last night, but I totally vaginated straight to him.

lady-boner 

1. the female equivalent of a 'boner'.

2. May be as mild as slight moisture and nothing else: 'semi lady-boner'

3. Or it may be characterised by extreme wetness, involuntarily clenching and unclenching vaginal muscles, and an erect clitoris: 'massive lady-boner'
"Why did you have unprotected sex with that bad-boy player last night?"

"Because I had a massive lady-boner and he was really doing it for me and my school and family preach abstinence so I had no condoms".

Gross Motor Skills

1. Used to describe poor driving, particularly driving when drunk.

2. Lack of coordination when using the features of a car, such as the stereo or cigarette lighter.
"Wanna lift home?"

"No thanks, you have Gross Motor Skills"