A common complaint of celebrities and wannabes, a megraine is a severe headache caused by incessantly talking about oneself and focusing on one's problems without ever stopping to consider how fortunate one is and how other people have genuine problems.
Though not a serious medical issue, a megraine can cause sufferers to be incapable of functioning normally or permorming routine tasks for themselves - like wiping their own arse.
Though not a serious medical issue, a megraine can cause sufferers to be incapable of functioning normally or permorming routine tasks for themselves - like wiping their own arse.
"bla bla bla bla bla bla me bla me bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla ble me bla my life is so hard bla bla bla bla..."
"Sounds tough... er...Ms Hilton do you think you can go out now and show your face at the party we've paid you hundreds of thousands of dollars to host for charity.."
interrupting: "bla bla bla me bla bla bla what do they want from me bla bla bla bla so hard bla bla bla bla bla I HAVE A MEGRAINE bla bla bla"
"Sounds tough... er...Ms Hilton do you think you can go out now and show your face at the party we've paid you hundreds of thousands of dollars to host for charity.."
interrupting: "bla bla bla me bla bla bla what do they want from me bla bla bla bla so hard bla bla bla bla bla I HAVE A MEGRAINE bla bla bla"
by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 March 20, 2009
When someone makes up a new word or expression to describe something, and that word or expression is just so sublime and succinct that it is quickly adopted by the mainstream or the sub-mainstream, necessitating its inclusion in the Urban Dictionary.
Beyonce 'coined the term' bootylicious to perfectly describe a rounded butt (or Big Black Ghetto Arse, depending on how you look at it). Well done Beyonce. Sorry I can't do the little dash above the 'e' in your name but Robert's explanations are crap.
Sohm-Yung Ho 'coined the term' Resident Cunt to perfectly describe... um... the resident cunt.
Sohm-Yung Ho 'coined the term' Resident Cunt to perfectly describe... um... the resident cunt.
by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 August 08, 2009
1. Used to describe poor driving, particularly driving when drunk.
2. Lack of coordination when using the features of a car, such as the stereo or cigarette lighter.
2. Lack of coordination when using the features of a car, such as the stereo or cigarette lighter.
by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 January 29, 2009
An Urban Dicker is a frequent submitter to the Urban Dictionary. Coined by arguably (ok - VERY arguably) our generation's GREATEST Urban Dicker herself - Emelda Moncelet - who formed a Facebook group of the same name which half-heartedly promises a large novelty penis made of silicon as 1st prize to the most prolific Urban Dicker, though no final competition score-tallying date has every been nominated.
Silicon Dicker is basically an Urban Dicker who submits using their 'construct' (fake Facebook profile), or other alias.
Silicon Dicker is basically an Urban Dicker who submits using their 'construct' (fake Facebook profile), or other alias.
Ivan: "I refuse to give the thumbs up to ANYTHING with 'booka' in the title....bookabullshit."
Ricky: "http://www.urbandictionary.com/author.php?author=Ricky+Foxwell"
Emelda (feeling the huge silicon novelty penis slipping from her grasp): "There's no shame when you're a Silicon Dicker "
Ricky: "http://www.urbandictionary.com/author.php?author=Ricky+Foxwell"
Emelda (feeling the huge silicon novelty penis slipping from her grasp): "There's no shame when you're a Silicon Dicker "
by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 February 18, 2009
A Canadian cunt stain, especially: a certain male Facebook user who is a minor but perennial irritant to certain Australians.
Higzy: Cuntstainadian
by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 May 11, 2009
Taxi driver at 3am referring to an ugly drunk who has thrown up all over the back seat and passed out:
"Got a fully sick subwoofer in the back bro"
"Got a fully sick subwoofer in the back bro"
by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 January 31, 2009
female equivalent of a 'stiffy' or hard-on and ONE of the ways in which a lady-boner manifests, the moisty is simply referring to the moisture that occurs when a female is very pleased to see someone.
Cinema attendant to last female to leave the theatre: "Miss the movie is over. Can you please leave? I need to clean up before the next session."
her: "I would like to but I am stuck to the seat."
him: "Ah I see. The same thing happened to my girlfriend once."
her: "Yes. It's Daniel Craig as 'Bond' you see. Gave me a moisty of epic proportions."
her: "I would like to but I am stuck to the seat."
him: "Ah I see. The same thing happened to my girlfriend once."
her: "Yes. It's Daniel Craig as 'Bond' you see. Gave me a moisty of epic proportions."
by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 February 18, 2009