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A Jayne's reply
A 'comeback' or retort that is so predictable that the intended recipient is able to preemptively create a facebook group that... um... predicts it.
Can also be used to describe the language 'skills' of facebookers who say things like: ROFL or EPIC FAIL or who use the keyboard to create twee little graphics that depict ladders replete with accompanying cliches.
A 'comeback' or retort that is so predictable that the intended recipient is able to preemptively create a facebook group that... um... predicts it.
Can also be used to describe the language 'skills' of facebookers who say things like: ROFL or EPIC FAIL or who use the keyboard to create twee little graphics that depict ladders replete with accompanying cliches.
For instance, a 'Jayne' might actually bother to type a ladder graphic in the absence of something worth saying. Follows it with "Something for the climb down. Careful now."
You say: "Bit of a 'A Jayne's reply'"
You say: "Bit of a 'A Jayne's reply'"
by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 November 3, 2009
Get the 'A Jayne's reply' mug.An Urban Dicker is a frequent submitter to the Urban Dictionary. Coined by arguably (ok - VERY arguably) our generation's GREATEST Urban Dicker herself - Emelda Moncelet - who formed a Facebook group of the same name which half-heartedly promises a large novelty penis made of silicon as 1st prize to the most prolific Urban Dicker, though no final competition score-tallying date has every been nominated.
Silicon Dicker is basically an Urban Dicker who submits using their 'construct' (fake Facebook profile), or other alias.
Silicon Dicker is basically an Urban Dicker who submits using their 'construct' (fake Facebook profile), or other alias.
Ivan: "I refuse to give the thumbs up to ANYTHING with 'booka' in the title....bookabullshit."
Ricky: "http://www.urbandictionary.com/author.php?author=Ricky+Foxwell"
Emelda (feeling the huge silicon novelty penis slipping from her grasp): "There's no shame when you're a Silicon Dicker "
Ricky: "http://www.urbandictionary.com/author.php?author=Ricky+Foxwell"
Emelda (feeling the huge silicon novelty penis slipping from her grasp): "There's no shame when you're a Silicon Dicker "
by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 February 17, 2009
Get the Silicon Dicker mug.A stalker, pyscopath, or sociopath who harasses you via Facebook.
Can be an ex or jealous aquaintance or colleague or just as easily someone who has only crossed your path online, on Facebook.
Their behaviour can include:
1. Unwelcome private messages until you block them.
2. Following you around from group to group to read and respond to your posts, as they can no longer message you.
3. Cloning you.
4. Creating fake accounts to try and befriend you and get access to your profile that way - failing that: to harass you.
5. Starting up hate groups about you.
A Facespook will sometimes try to pass off their abusive and harassing behaviour as "trolling" to other members of a shared Facebook group, so that the victim is left to fend for herself.
Can be an ex or jealous aquaintance or colleague or just as easily someone who has only crossed your path online, on Facebook.
Their behaviour can include:
1. Unwelcome private messages until you block them.
2. Following you around from group to group to read and respond to your posts, as they can no longer message you.
3. Cloning you.
4. Creating fake accounts to try and befriend you and get access to your profile that way - failing that: to harass you.
5. Starting up hate groups about you.
A Facespook will sometimes try to pass off their abusive and harassing behaviour as "trolling" to other members of a shared Facebook group, so that the victim is left to fend for herself.
types: "OMG I can't believe Mark started up a hate group about you! WHAT is up with that?!?! Talk about a Facespook! LMFAO"
types back: "LOL I know. Did you join?"
types back: "LOL I know. Did you join?"
by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 January 29, 2009
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Cinema attendant to last female to leave the theatre: "Miss the movie is over. Can you please leave? I need to clean up before the next session."
her: "I would like to but I am stuck to the seat."
him: "Ah I see. The same thing happened to my girlfriend once."
her: "Yes. It's Daniel Craig as 'Bond' you see. Gave me a moisty of epic proportions."
her: "I would like to but I am stuck to the seat."
him: "Ah I see. The same thing happened to my girlfriend once."
her: "Yes. It's Daniel Craig as 'Bond' you see. Gave me a moisty of epic proportions."
by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 February 17, 2009
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Beyonce 'coined the term' bootylicious to perfectly describe a rounded butt (or Big Black Ghetto Arse, depending on how you look at it). Well done Beyonce. Sorry I can't do the little dash above the 'e' in your name but Robert's explanations are crap.
Sohm-Yung Ho 'coined the term' Resident Cunt to perfectly describe... um... the resident cunt.
Sohm-Yung Ho 'coined the term' Resident Cunt to perfectly describe... um... the resident cunt.
by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 August 8, 2009
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2. Lack of coordination when using the features of a car, such as the stereo or cigarette lighter.
2. Lack of coordination when using the features of a car, such as the stereo or cigarette lighter.
by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 January 29, 2009
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"Wow. You're a right little Urban Dicker ay"
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by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 February 11, 2009
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