blaze the snake

when a man puts his penis through a glory hole and the receiving person burns it with a lighter or cigarette.
I had to take a wicked diarrhea shit so I stopped at the truck stop. When someone put their pecker through the glory hole in the stall wall, I whipped out my zippo and had to blaze the snake.
by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010
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Cleveland Scrape

when poop touches your scrotum while going number 2.
I leaned back too far while taking a shit it gave me a Cleveland Scrape and made me cringe.
by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010
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spinal fart

an enjoyable fart that vibrates so hard and loudly it decompresses your spine and cracks your lower back. you may feel so embarrassed or proud depending on the audience but won't matter because you feel double relief.
My chiropractor suggested that I eat a burrito wrapped with navy beans, hard cheddar, sour cream cheese, potato chunks, and grade D beef to give me spinal farts because he's tired of cracking my back for cheap pay.
by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010
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butt confetti

undigested food or food particles such as corn, beans, or fruit seeds that are left on a persons penis after anal sex.
Don't allow Gertrude make you use the back door. She'll leave you with butt confetti to clean off.
by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010
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knob jam

when a man slams a door onto his erect penis in order to make it flaccid.
Cindy at work is so hot she gave me a raging hard on. In order for anyone else not to see it I gave it a knob jam.
by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010
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