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Definitions by Graven Sevagorn

butt confetti 

undigested food or food particles such as corn, beans, or fruit seeds that are left on a persons penis after anal sex.
Don't allow Gertrude make you use the back door. She'll leave you with butt confetti to clean off.
butt confetti by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010
acronym
Disappointing Downgraded Confused Situation Syndrome

1) pertains to a woman who has the profession of extracting horse sperm and goes home to have sex with her boyfriend or husband. it can only be self diagnosed and the only cure is to film her sexual act and posted on the internet.

2) pertains to a man who considers having sloppy seconds with an extremely hot woman after a man that has a bigger penis had her first.

3) when a couple is having sexual intercourse and one announces to the other right before your orgasm that they have an STD.
Jenna: Penny, I have a problem.
Penny: What is it?
Jenna: DDCSS.
Penny: What's the situation?
Jenna: I need my horse so bad, Johnny isn't cutting it.
Penny: It's okay Jenna, I'll go get my camera and we'll pay Mr. Ed a visit.

When I was screwing Jenna after Robbie did her and was about to come, she screamed that her horse Mr. Ed gave her herpes. I had DDCSS at the moment because I didn't know either to bust my load or go call my doctor immediately.
DDCSS by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010

spinal fart 

an enjoyable fart that vibrates so hard and loudly it decompresses your spine and cracks your lower back. you may feel so embarrassed or proud depending on the audience but won't matter because you feel double relief.
My chiropractor suggested that I eat a burrito wrapped with navy beans, hard cheddar, sour cream cheese, potato chunks, and grade D beef to give me spinal farts because he's tired of cracking my back for cheap pay.
spinal fart by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010

swollen ankles 

when you can tell that a woman farted because she is wearing pantyhose
Dude, stop blaming me for farting! See Angela's swollen ankles? They keep poofing right before you smell it.
swollen ankles by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010

scrotum boner 

an erection so hard that it stretches the skin of the scrotum pulling the testicles against the shaft.
When your mom gives your sister a hug and kiss it gives me a scrotum boner.
scrotum boner by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010