Granny pig's definitions

Commaful

A worthless site where you can write stories that all have useless stuff with sensitive people in it, and your followers are all sensitive babies that don't know what's good for them.

But Commaful is also useful when your bored, just chatting with your online friends even if they're shitty and just not your type.

'Hey, Cal! How many followers have you got on Commaful?'

by Granny pig June 9, 2021

Curt/ly

Being annoyed or angry by something/someone, closest neighbour synonym being indignantly.

My dad was curt about the finished hot sauce he loved so much.
Minnie was curt as her friend tried to copy her homework.
Jenny curtly shoved the lady away, as she tried to sell her some stickers.
'Shut up!' Grady said curtly.
Curt/ly

by Granny pig June 14, 2021

KIK

Someone who has tried to type lol without looking at the computer/phone and instead typed kik.

"My neighbours loved my rock music so much, they threw a brick in the window to hear it better kik!"
"It's lol, dingy, not kik."
"Mistake, sry."

by Granny pig June 12, 2021

18 months

18 months is actually 7 years, according to the popular boyband, One Direcion. After announcing their hiatus and being asked how long it would take, they said "Let's give it 18 months." And now, directioners have realised 18 months is actually equivalent to 7 years.

What are 18 months equivalent to?
7 years, oBvIoUsLy

by Granny pig July 5, 2022

Tinashe

Tinashe’s are kind sporty girls very pretty think nobody likes them but many people do has a great personality . Kind funny smart bubbly sporty and understanding . Tinashe’s are great friends to have and even better girlfriends they are very loyal . They make you laugh a lot . Tinashe’s are generally a bit of a flirt and get a long with girls beginning with n . And end up with boys beginning with J. The best relationship with tinashes start as best friends!

Olivia: wow there goes Tinashe dam is she good with the boys

Joey: I wish I had a Tinashe

by Granny pig October 15, 2019

Go To Quiz

Go To Quiz is an unpopular site people spend way too much time on. You can write quizzes, chat in forums and hang around when bored.
Very rarely, drama occurs. Lots of Go To Quiz users know a popular site called Quotev, which they also spend lots of time. The admin there who really isn't an admin is spoice, or spice, with a frog pfp. Everyone there uses the UwU face a lot.

"Hey, Declan, we can chat in the Go To Quiz forums."

"Check out my new pony quiz in Go To Quiz."

by Granny pig June 4, 2021

Coffeeing

Shoving a man's dick in a woman's ass for no reason and making the asshole wider, while pouring coffee into the woman's ass and having sex.

'Hey, Joe! I can't come to your house for the soccer match tomorrow, me and my girlfriend are coffeeing.'

by Granny pig June 9, 2021