Granny pig's definitions

Commaful

A worthless site where you can write stories that all have useless stuff with sensitive people in it, and your followers are all sensitive babies that don't know what's good for them.

But Commaful is also useful when your bored, just chatting with your online friends even if they're shitty and just not your type.

'Hey, Cal! How many followers have you got on Commaful?'

by Granny pig June 9, 2021

Little Things

A very underrated song by the one and only
~One Direction~

It's awesome btw, you should def listen to it.

1. Hey, Joe, have you listened to little things? It's by One Direction and it's legit awesome!
2. -What's your favourite song?

-little things by One Direction!

by Granny pig July 4, 2021

Coffeeing

Shoving a man's dick in a woman's ass for no reason and making the asshole wider, while pouring coffee into the woman's ass and having sex.

'Hey, Joe! I can't come to your house for the soccer match tomorrow, me and my girlfriend are coffeeing.'

by Granny pig June 9, 2021

KIK

Someone who has tried to type lol without looking at the computer/phone and instead typed kik.

"My neighbours loved my rock music so much, they threw a brick in the window to hear it better kik!"
"It's lol, dingy, not kik."
"Mistake, sry."

by Granny pig June 12, 2021

Tinashe

Tinashe’s are kind sporty girls very pretty think nobody likes them but many people do has a great personality . Kind funny smart bubbly sporty and understanding . Tinashe’s are great friends to have and even better girlfriends they are very loyal . They make you laugh a lot . Tinashe’s are generally a bit of a flirt and get a long with girls beginning with n . And end up with boys beginning with J. The best relationship with tinashes start as best friends!

Olivia: wow there goes Tinashe dam is she good with the boys

Joey: I wish I had a Tinashe

by Granny pig October 15, 2019

Spirit Riding Free

Spirit Riding Free is a childish animation, with the trio of friends Lucky, Abigail and Pru who ride horses and do girly stuff and act like babies. Their horses can somehow understand everything they say, even complicated stuff like ironing, which is very unrealistic. Lucky can learn a trick on her horse "Spirit" (a wild mustang) in like an hour, even a very hard one. lol that's why I hate that shitty TV show.

'Hey, Martha, your kid Gabe and mine can have a playdate today and watch Spirit Riding Free.'
'Mummy, can we not go shopping today? There's a Spirit Riding Free special at 5.00 pm!'

by Granny pig June 9, 2021

Curt/ly

Being annoyed or angry by something/someone, closest neighbour synonym being indignantly.

My dad was curt about the finished hot sauce he loved so much.
Minnie was curt as her friend tried to copy her homework.
Jenny curtly shoved the lady away, as she tried to sell her some stickers.
'Shut up!' Grady said curtly.
Curt/ly

by Granny pig June 14, 2021