GrEmLiN's definitions
The sort of people who, when considering CVs of job applicants, remove from the list people who are better than them, just to protect their jobs. Devious evil scum, who are in personnel or human resources because they have fucked up every other job, fucked the General Manager or both.
The sort of people who, when considering job applicants to run post-invasion Iraq, would consider Saddam Hussien, Fidel Castro or Robert Mugabe, as a) They all hold Doctorates. b) "Have relevant experience and contacts." c) Have done the job before.
by gremlin February 22, 2005

Likely to own a ten year old international replica shirt. Will never have been to a club game in his life.
by gremlin November 18, 2003

Happiness, the greatest gift that I possess.
Being happy doesn't mean everything's perfect; it just means you've decided to see beyond the imperfections.
by Gremlin July 29, 2003

a mod is a person usually wears parkas and ride lambrettas and generally hang out with the rest of em
by gremlin December 11, 2003

A very tall type of grass that grows on the plains of the Sahara. It is known to house chameleons and vampire bats.
by Gremlin January 8, 2004

A maker of mischief; me(for I am popularly known both on and off -line as GrEmLiN - note that I used the name before alt. caps became a n00bish thing)
An evil little creature which tends to radiate bad luck. (Me again)
Small green creature usually blamed for faults in electronic equipment, mainly airplanes.
Mischievous creatures appearing in the popular 80s films 'Gremlins' and 'Gremlins 2' - Two of my personal favorites.
NOTE: Gremlins were the creatures spawned from the Mogwai(Gizmo) - GIZMO WAS NOT A GREMLIN. Gizmo was a Mogwai, and Gremlins are formed(the process begins instantaniously) when a Mogwai comes in contact with water, or is fed after midnight.
A Gremlin was also a nice 2 door sedan but some refer to it as a hatchback, although the VIN coding system refers to it as a non-hatchback, made by American Motors Corp. (AMC) in the 70s. I have two myself.
http://www.gremlinx.com/ is a good reference site.
AMC also owned Jeep until 1988, when Chrysler bought them out for the Jeep name. AMC was formed in 1957 when Nash and Hudson merged.
An evil little creature which tends to radiate bad luck. (Me again)
Small green creature usually blamed for faults in electronic equipment, mainly airplanes.
Mischievous creatures appearing in the popular 80s films 'Gremlins' and 'Gremlins 2' - Two of my personal favorites.
NOTE: Gremlins were the creatures spawned from the Mogwai(Gizmo) - GIZMO WAS NOT A GREMLIN. Gizmo was a Mogwai, and Gremlins are formed(the process begins instantaniously) when a Mogwai comes in contact with water, or is fed after midnight.
A Gremlin was also a nice 2 door sedan but some refer to it as a hatchback, although the VIN coding system refers to it as a non-hatchback, made by American Motors Corp. (AMC) in the 70s. I have two myself.
http://www.gremlinx.com/ is a good reference site.
AMC also owned Jeep until 1988, when Chrysler bought them out for the Jeep name. AMC was formed in 1957 when Nash and Hudson merged.
http://gremlin.lindsaycurran.com/cars/grem1.jpg
http://gremlin.lindsaycurran.com/1GremSig13.jpg
http://www.gremlinx.com
"Gremlins are make-believe!" -Homer J. Simpson
Gremlins(the car) are usually hated upon for a "dorky" look, when reality they are very nice works of art.
Both the car and the creature Gremlins are pretty popular too. Used in many cartoons, movies, television commercials etc.
http://gremlin.lindsaycurran.com/1GremSig13.jpg
http://www.gremlinx.com
"Gremlins are make-believe!" -Homer J. Simpson
Gremlins(the car) are usually hated upon for a "dorky" look, when reality they are very nice works of art.
Both the car and the creature Gremlins are pretty popular too. Used in many cartoons, movies, television commercials etc.
by GrEmLiN December 17, 2003

Arse plug for political bullshit. A so-called British Prime Minister with his head up Dubya's arse. Can be removed, sat on, ignored or used in obscene criminal acts, but never objects.
Why is Tony Blair called "Ankles"? Because that's the only part of him you'll see hanging out of George W Bush's arse!
by Gremlin February 11, 2005
