If it Flies, It Spies

Slogan used for the Birds Aren’t Real Conspiracy Theory

Micheal: Hey Alex, what kind of bird is that
Alex: None. If it Flies, it Spies

by Gopher7923 March 21, 2024

2024 Election

The Battle of Geriatrics

Both candidates in the 2024 election suck ass. I’d rather have someone who does not have a 15% chance of dying in office

by Gopher7923 March 19, 2024

Ice Age Adventures of Buck Wild

Probably one of the absolute worst movies ever made. Of course Disney had to fuck up another perfectly good film franchise, just like they did to Star Wars and many more.

Ice Age Adventures of Buck Wild destroyed my childhood

by Gopher7923 March 19, 2024

Pulling an El Macho

The act of dying in the manliest way possible: Strapping 250 pounds of dynamite to yourself while riding a shark into an active volcano

Frank: What happened to Todd again?
Antonio: He died pulling an el macho.

by Gopher7923 August 08, 2024

Pulling a Bert

The act of peeing in a cup and then selling it as lemonade

1. The food truck my friend was working at ran out of lemonade, so he had to pull a bert to sell the last 2 cups

2. Bro, did you see Sam pulling a bert yesterday

by Gopher7923 March 19, 2024

Glizzy Gobbler

The turkey from Strange Wilderness

Did you see Strange Wilderness? The turkey from that movie is quite literally a glizzy gobbler.

by Gopher7923 May 01, 2024

July 20 2019

the day that Yoda said the N Word

Yoda said the N Word on July 20 2019

by Gopher7923 March 20, 2024