Prodigal Dung

A previously flushed shit that floats it’s way back up into the toilet.
I sat down to take another dump and noticed the return of the prodigal dung from 30 minutes ago.
by Goosey Goose September 28, 2020
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Skunk plug

Mass of IPA-fueled shit lodged in one’s ass that smells as if a dead skunk is stuck up there decaying.
Dude I’ve got a nasty skunk plug every time I fart or go shit it smells like a rotting skunk in in me.
by Goosey Goose June 27, 2021
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Sybian dance

Method of dance where the female drops her ass as close to the floor as possible while still on her feet, then quickly bounces up and repeats the move until it’s time to go fuck some random guy in a club bathroom stall.
She’s so good at that Sybian dance, It almost looks like she has the sex device here at the night club.
by Goosey Goose August 21, 2020
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Mudvent

A type of fart that feels as though a turd is blocking the anus, allowing the smelly gas to pass through or around the turd, not not allowing for the typical fart sound that comes from free flapping anus tissue.
I need to clean out this mudvent. My farts feel like I’m shitting myself.
by Goosey Goose August 22, 2020
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Circus seal

A female who likes to blow several guys all lined up together, one after another quickly, as if playing a tune on a trumpet.
Ha, that bitch went down on 5 guys like a circus seal, going back and forth between them all!
by Goosey Goose August 07, 2020
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Outcrap

A rocky turd sticking out your ass that won’t break free.
This outcrap in my ass has to come out soon or else!
by Goosey Goose July 24, 2020
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BJ Piledriver

When a guy is in a standing 69 with a lady and just as he cums he thinks, “What the hell,” and piledrives her head into the floor.
I know this guy who got arrested for giving a chick a piledriver while she was blowing him upside down. Pretty impulsive thing to do, but he’s a legend who goes by the monicker of BJ Piledriver.
by Goosey Goose July 06, 2021
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