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My lady loves Coitus Inherrumptus. I call anal sex that because it reminds me of my high school Latin teacher, whom I also fucked in the ass. I use whom because it’s proper English, which reminds me of my college English professor who blew me in front of my roommate, but that’s neither here nor there.
by Goosey Goose May 6, 2022
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Get the Sufferin’ Suckinass mug.I went to the bathroom to drop a duece after lunch and I couldn’t remember if I had gone in the morning or not. I must be suffering from Shitnesia.
by Goosey Goose July 17, 2020
Get the Shitnesia mug.Chuburban communities are so depressing. No one is out walking or running, they just stay inside all day long eating and watching TV.
by Goosey Goose September 18, 2020
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When I’m horny and need to drain my prostate, I retreat to my Yanktuary to take care of business. My wife will never catch me doing it in there.
by Goosey Goose February 25, 2022
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We’re talkin’ major pasta shits here pizon!
We’re talkin’ major pasta shits here pizon!
You wouldn’t believe how bad that Olive Garden unlimited pasta bowl got me. I was up all night with diarrhoni!
by Goosey Goose May 5, 2022
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