Goosey Goose's definitions

Chuburban

Description of a community surrounding a city that is full of fat people.

Chuburban communities are so depressing. No one is out walking or running, they just stay inside all day long eating and watching TV.

by Goosey Goose September 18, 2020

Kotex Wax

When a female installs a maxi pad backwards and has to rip it off with all of her pubes.

Barbie put her maxi pad on backward and when she ripped it off of herself she got a Kotex wax.

by Goosey Goose December 22, 2009

Rejuvienate

Slang, to send a juvenile delinquent back where he came from: Juvie.

They need to rejuvienate that kid, he's nothing but trouble.

by Goosey Goose November 21, 2011

BJ Piledriver

When a guy is in a standing 69 with a lady and just as he cums he thinks, “What the hell,” and piledrives her head into the floor.

I know this guy who got arrested for giving a chick a piledriver while she was blowing him upside down. Pretty impulsive thing to do, but he’s a legend who goes by the monicker of BJ Piledriver.

by Goosey Goose July 6, 2021

Skunk plug

Mass of IPA-fueled shit lodged in one’s ass that smells as if a dead skunk is stuck up there decaying.

Dude I’ve got a nasty skunk plug every time I fart or go shit it smells like a rotting skunk in in me.

by Goosey Goose June 27, 2021

Chuburban

Describes areas outside of a city that are teeming with fat people who don’t exercise.

Chuburban neighborhoods are so depressing. There’s never anyone out exercising, they all just sit inside, eating and watching TV.

by Goosey Goose September 18, 2020

Dancing Blanket

The agitation created in a lap covering while a handjob is covertly being administered to a lucky male.

I walked in on my son and his girlfriend last night as they were watching a movie. They thought that I overlooked the dancing blanket positioned over hip lap. No, I think not.

by Goosey Goose October 17, 2023