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The agitation created in a lap covering while a handjob is covertly being administered to a lucky male.
I walked in on my son and his girlfriend last night as they were watching a movie. They thought that I overlooked the dancing blanket positioned over hip lap. No, I think not.
by Goosey Goose October 17, 2023
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by Goosey Goose May 6, 2022
Get the Coitus Inherrumptus mug.The type of fart released through flowing water, such as a shower, in which the sound eerily resembles a bullfrog being taken out.
I farted in the shower this morning so loud but it sounded more like a drowning bullfrog than one of my regular ones. It also had an oddly different smell.
by Goosey Goose May 5, 2022
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We’re talkin’ major pasta shits here pizon!
We’re talkin’ major pasta shits here pizon!
You wouldn’t believe how bad that Olive Garden unlimited pasta bowl got me. I was up all night with diarrhoni!
by Goosey Goose May 5, 2022
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When I’m horny and need to drain my prostate, I retreat to my Yanktuary to take care of business. My wife will never catch me doing it in there.
by Goosey Goose February 25, 2022
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