Goosey Goose's definitions
Chuburban communities are so depressing. No one is out walking or running, they just stay inside all day long eating and watching TV.
by Goosey Goose September 18, 2020
Get the Chuburbanmug. by Goosey Goose September 28, 2020
Get the Prodigal Dungmug. When your dick and balls are stuck together so bad from sweat, grime, and fromunda, that they won’t easily separate in order to pee, resulting in a poor stream.
My siamese dick is back today. It’s 90 degrees out and when I went to piss I needed two hands to free it from my sack.
by Goosey Goose July 22, 2020
Get the Siamese Dickmug. I went to the bathroom to drop a duece after lunch and I couldn’t remember if I had gone in the morning or not. I must be suffering from Shitnesia.
by Goosey Goose July 17, 2020
Get the Shitnesiamug. The description of the feeling of an individual who decided that they were horny enough to lick a dirty asshole.
by Goosey Goose June 24, 2021
Get the Sufferin’ Suckinassmug. The type of fart released through flowing water, such as a shower, in which the sound eerily resembles a bullfrog being taken out.
I farted in the shower this morning so loud but it sounded more like a drowning bullfrog than one of my regular ones. It also had an oddly different smell.
by Goosey Goose May 5, 2022
Get the Drowning Bullfrogmug. The agitation created in a lap covering while a handjob is covertly being administered to a lucky male.
I walked in on my son and his girlfriend last night as they were watching a movie. They thought that I overlooked the dancing blanket positioned over hip lap. No, I think not.
by Goosey Goose October 17, 2023
Get the Dancing Blanketmug.