Goofnut's definitions

Five-Wheeler

Five-Wheeler

Most US states imprint a small wheelchair emblem on the license plates of “handicapped” drivers. Thus, the emblem constitutes a fifth wheel for a handicapped driver’s vehicle, thereby rendering the car a five-wheeler.

Since losing a leg to diabetes, Roger drives his five-wheeler to the donut shop.

by Goofnut April 1, 2025

Balldust

Dried, crumbly semen.

After Dick had a wet dream, he woke up the next morning with balldust in his boxers.

by Goofnut April 13, 2018

Biofemale

A female who appears like and conducts themselves like the gender she was born as.

Sally delivered her baby last nigh. I suppose that means Sally is a biofemale

by Goofnut May 27, 2023

Speedbumping

When one quickly slides the head of his erect penis back-and-forth through his partner’s anal sphincter. Reasonable facsimiles of this would be when the partner’s mouth or vagina is used.

When Harvey finished speedbumping his girl, there was some tomato skin stuck to his dick.

by Goofnut September 4, 2022

taller in a chair

When a person's fat ass is so fuckin' gigantic that they're taller sitting than standing. A person whose ass is thicker than six Tokyo phonebooks.
(a.k.a. - "taller sitting.")

Ms. Bertha is so damn gigantic that she's two inches taller in a chair than she is when she's standing;
assuming the chair doesn't collapse.

by Goofnut November 19, 2023

Fuckbus

Anything that’s crappy, stupid, untrue, wrong, ugly, stinky, broken, pointless, useless, dangerous, disastrous, disgusting, unpleasant or otherwise fucked-up.

The party was a total fuckbus.
Donald Trump is a fuckbus.
SCOTUS is a four-wheel-drive fuckbus.

by Goofnut July 3, 2022

White Cloud

While making a sunday in Whitehall, Montana, a waitress wondered if the whipped cream nozzle might fit up her asshole. She blew a cold cloud of Reddiwip up herself, but when it melted,

it ran down her leg like she’d pulled a

train at the 4-H Club, and she got “canned.” But her boyfriend wasn’t upset at all.

To do a white cloud, also known as a Whitehall or a milk river, sray a cold load of whipped cream up your partner’s asshole, remembering to shake well first. Then, suck it out, or wait till it liquifies and enjoy the milky river.

His girlfriend gave him a white cloud, but it was so cold his asshole went numb.

by Goofnut December 11, 2017