Definitions by Goofnut

Avian Judo 

Flipping the bird.

Practicing avian judo will get you tossed from the game.

Avian Judo by Goofnut June 2, 2021

Rat 

A tampon, especially a used, bloody one.

The trash can in the bathroom is full of my sister’s dried rats.

Rat by Goofnut May 3, 2021

Fucknacity 

A natural instinct for being a fuck, douche bag, jerk or asshole. Variations: fucknacious (adjective) and fucknaciously (adverb).

You gotta’ have a lot of fucknacity to fart in church.

Fucknacity by Goofnut April 12, 2021

Covidials 

The generation who is/will be born during the COVID19 pandemic.

Julia just delivered twin covidials.

Covidials by Goofnut July 2, 2020

Maskne

The zits that grow under your COVID mask.

After a month of wearing my Covid mask, I have maskne zits the size potatoes.

Maskne by Goofnut June 13, 2020

Maskhole 

1. Any jerk who refuses to wear a face mask during the COVID-19 pandemic.
2. Any jerk who mocks people wearing facemasks during the COVID-19 pandemic.
3. Any jerk who tries to remove your face mask during the COVID-19 pandemic.

Some maskhole pulled off the nurse’s N95 mask.

Maskhole by Goofnut May 31, 2020

Balldust 

Dried, crumbly semen.

After Dick had a wet dream, he woke up the next morning with balldust in his boxers.

Balldust by Goofnut April 13, 2018