Goofnut's definitions
1. Any jerk who refuses to wear a face mask during the COVID-19 pandemic.
2. Any jerk who mocks people wearing facemasks during the COVID-19 pandemic.
3. Any jerk who tries to remove your face mask during the COVID-19 pandemic.
2. Any jerk who mocks people wearing facemasks during the COVID-19 pandemic.
3. Any jerk who tries to remove your face mask during the COVID-19 pandemic.
by Goofnut May 31, 2020

Anything that’s crappy, stupid, untrue, wrong, ugly, stinky, broken, pointless, useless, dangerous, disastrous, disgusting, unpleasant or otherwise fucked-up.
by Goofnut July 3, 2022

by Goofnut April 13, 2018

by Goofnut May 27, 2023

A person who naturally, biologically appear like, and who conduct themselves like the gender they were born as.
My high school football team is 100% comprised of biomales.
by Goofnut May 27, 2023

When a person's fat ass is so fuckin' gigantic that they're taller sitting than standing. A person whose ass is thicker than six Tokyo phonebooks.
(a.k.a. - "taller sitting.")
(a.k.a. - "taller sitting.")
Ms. Bertha is so damn gigantic that she's two inches taller in a chair than she is when she's standing;
assuming the chair doesn't collapse.
assuming the chair doesn't collapse.
by Goofnut November 19, 2023

Anything that’s crappy, stupid, untrue, wrong, ugly, stinky, broken, pointless, useless, dangerous, disastrous, disgusting, unpleasant or otherwise fucked-up.
by Goofnut July 3, 2022
