Goofnut's definitions

Avian Judo

Flipping the bird.

Practicing avian judo will get you tossed from the game.

by Goofnut June 2, 2021

Rat

A tampon, especially a used, bloody one.

The trash can in the bathroom is full of my sister’s dried rats.

by Goofnut May 3, 2021

Fucknacity

A natural instinct for being a fuck, douche bag, jerk or asshole. Variations: fucknacious (adjective) and fucknaciously (adverb).

You gotta’ have a lot of fucknacity to fart in church.

by Goofnut April 12, 2021

Covidials

The generation who is/will be born during the COVID19 pandemic.

Julia just delivered twin covidials.

by Goofnut July 2, 2020

Maskne

The zits that grow under your COVID mask.

After a month of wearing my Covid mask, I have maskne zits the size potatoes.

by Goofnut June 13, 2020

Maskhole

1. Any jerk who refuses to wear a face mask during the COVID-19 pandemic.
2. Any jerk who mocks people wearing facemasks during the COVID-19 pandemic.
3. Any jerk who tries to remove your face mask during the COVID-19 pandemic.

Some maskhole pulled off the nurse’s N95 mask.

by Goofnut May 31, 2020

Balldust

Dried, crumbly semen.

After Dick had a wet dream, he woke up the next morning with balldust in his boxers.

by Goofnut April 13, 2018